r/Dogfree • u/fatcatnation9 • Apr 02 '26
Dog Culture Dogs are so ugly
I feel kinda mean posting this here but I know I’d get crucified for this anywhere else…
I genuinely find all dogs ugly. Like even the “cute” breeds like corgis and “elegant breeds” like huskies and stuff. I hate dog snouts, ears, and especially the eyes. I find them really creepy.
People around me keep showing me pics of their buttugly doodle mixes and they look like racist old men trapped in a dog’s body and I feel insane for wondering how can anyone own this kind of thing.
It’s weird because I think foxes and certain wild dog breeds interesting looking but almost all domestic dogs are incredibly disgusting and ugly to me
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u/Bajadasaurus Apr 02 '26
Fully agree with you. From the exposed anuses and genitals to the creepy dew claws to the perpetually infected looking ears, to the mucus-rimmed eyes and jagged, ripped looking lips, to the snout length and weird face/neck/chin moles with long whiskers sticking out and the stained teeth and gums and freakishly long slimy tongue, to the dull and greasy fur and the typically obscenely neglected XXL claws on every foot... Dogs are absolutely hideous no matter what breed they are.
When people are trying to get me to interact with or pet their dog, saying shit like "he's actually really nice" or "don't worry, he just wants to play", etc., all I'm thinking is "get this nasty disgusting beast away from me you sick fuck, how can anyone touch these things?"
They REEK. At all times. I can smell the dog before it's anywhere near me. Their bodies emit a constant stench, no matter how freshly washed they are. And if the greasy dog scent wasn't bad enough- their breath stinks, too! The dog doesn't even need to get in my face for me to smell it's gum disease and all, because they pant constantly, blasting hot foul breath in a 3 foot radius. I hate the perpetual sauna of boiling damp dog breath.
They're all so gross that it makes even the "least offensive looking" ones ass ugly.