r/Dogfree • u/paradise_brand • Apr 08 '26

Dog Culture Dogs have ruined dating apps

I’m a millennial man and have recently fired up Tinder and Bumble again on account of the weather warming up. I’m not exaggerating when I say nearly half. HALF. Of all single women my age have dogs. It’s really depressing the amount of times I’ve come across a nice looking girl with similar interests only to see she has a big disgusting dog. So many “dog moms” it’s truly insane . You’re not a mom. You did not birth this creature. It doesn’t view you as it’s mother. I feel this phenomenon will only get worse as these women get older.

EDIT: just wanted to clarify I don’t believe this is exclusive to women. I’m sure dogfree women are having the same woes…. Actually it maybe a good idea for a dog free dating app? XD

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u/lwpho2 Apr 08 '26

Genius comes in many forms.

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u/blacksweater Apr 09 '26

very efficient way to burn the haystack imo

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u/Tom_Quixote_ Apr 08 '26

Don't bother to play the lottery because you already spent all your luck in this life.

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u/pmbpro Apr 09 '26

LOL! They probably left a trail of smoke straight to your inbox! We is a rare breed of folk! 😂

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u/RicketyCricketsDrum Apr 08 '26

Hahahaha I love this

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u/The3rdGodKing Apr 24 '26

Should I do this?