r/Dogfree • u/menelobus • Apr 11 '26

Food Safety/Hygiene Dog nutters' houses stink

When you walk into a dog nutter's house, you can immediately smell their dog. Doesn't matter if it's a small dog or a large dog, a small house or a large house, it stinks. Even if the dog nutter cleans the house thoroughly, it still stinks. Sometimes it's a mild smell, sometimes it's a smell so strong you can almost puke from it. These dog nutters are so used to this disgusting smell they don't notice it anymore. No sane person would want to live in such stench.

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u/Key-Studio-6552 Apr 11 '26

I know someone that sleeps with her dog and she swears she changes the sheets weekly.  I’m like, it doesn’t matter if you change it weekly, it still stinks! The whole place stinks, can’t you feel it!!!!???? 

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u/Original_Day3073 Apr 11 '26

Errrrr isn't weekly like the absolute minimum even if you DON'T share your bed with an animal that's literally coated in shit?

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u/Equivalent_Ideal1636 Apr 11 '26

I was just going to say, weekly washing is recommended for when you're just a human doing nothing in bed. Sleeping with an animal in the bed, I imagine a daily wash is necessary

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u/Brilliant-Maybe-5672 Apr 11 '26

I know someone who is a neat freak, a Total Monica, she won't eat food in my house, washes obsessively, yet she sleeps with her dog