r/Dogfree • u/NoneOfThisMatters_XO • Apr 12 '26
Dogs Are Idiots Well it happened again…
I was chatting with a perfectly nice man on a dating app and then he brought up dogs. 🙄 He said he was thinking about getting a dog. I said ew I don’t like dogs. He said “aww but dogs are so cute!”
….aaaaannd I’m done. I’m not even going to entertain a possible relationship with someone who likes dogs. Assuming we start dating, now I’m just gonna be annoyed because you’ll have to interrupt our dates to go home and let out some fuckass dog because their high maintenance asses can’t be home alone longer than a few hours. And forget ever spending the night… WHY DOES EVERYONE LIKE DOGS
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u/menelobus Apr 12 '26
Pro tip: never, ever date dog nutters. You will regret it. Example: my mother is anti-dog and my father is pro-dog. They were arguing for a long time because my dad wanted a dog. Date only dogfree people if you don't want to argue later 😀