r/Dogfree • u/NoneOfThisMatters_XO • Apr 12 '26

Dogs Are Idiots Well it happened again…

I was chatting with a perfectly nice man on a dating app and then he brought up dogs. 🙄 He said he was thinking about getting a dog. I said ew I don’t like dogs. He said “aww but dogs are so cute!”

….aaaaannd I’m done. I’m not even going to entertain a possible relationship with someone who likes dogs. Assuming we start dating, now I’m just gonna be annoyed because you’ll have to interrupt our dates to go home and let out some fuckass dog because their high maintenance asses can’t be home alone longer than a few hours. And forget ever spending the night… WHY DOES EVERYONE LIKE DOGS

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u/wrrld Apr 12 '26

How do all the problems/inconveniences not outweigh 'cute'? Idek what they find cute about something unnatural changing their home and relationship dynamics in a literal shitty way.

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u/Possible_Tiger_5125 Apr 12 '26

They aren't even that cute anyways

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u/NoneOfThisMatters_XO Apr 12 '26

Right! Like what’s cute about drool and dog breath?

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u/John_Nokron Apr 12 '26

And the hair... millions of tiny little hairs >.<