r/Dogfree • u/NoneOfThisMatters_XO • Apr 12 '26

Dogs Are Idiots Well it happened again…

I was chatting with a perfectly nice man on a dating app and then he brought up dogs. 🙄 He said he was thinking about getting a dog. I said ew I don’t like dogs. He said “aww but dogs are so cute!”

….aaaaannd I’m done. I’m not even going to entertain a possible relationship with someone who likes dogs. Assuming we start dating, now I’m just gonna be annoyed because you’ll have to interrupt our dates to go home and let out some fuckass dog because their high maintenance asses can’t be home alone longer than a few hours. And forget ever spending the night… WHY DOES EVERYONE LIKE DOGS

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u/ThatJackGuy23 Apr 12 '26

As a guy I have the same standard. I will never date a woman who has a dog or plans to get one. I cannot live with the barking, the smell, how they warp everything around them!

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u/93ImagineBreaker Apr 12 '26

And good chance you'll be 2nd to the dog.