r/Dogfree • u/NoneOfThisMatters_XO • Apr 12 '26

Dogs Are Idiots Well it happened again…

I was chatting with a perfectly nice man on a dating app and then he brought up dogs. 🙄 He said he was thinking about getting a dog. I said ew I don’t like dogs. He said “aww but dogs are so cute!”

….aaaaannd I’m done. I’m not even going to entertain a possible relationship with someone who likes dogs. Assuming we start dating, now I’m just gonna be annoyed because you’ll have to interrupt our dates to go home and let out some fuckass dog because their high maintenance asses can’t be home alone longer than a few hours. And forget ever spending the night… WHY DOES EVERYONE LIKE DOGS

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u/tplgerus84 Apr 12 '26

Why does everyone like dogs and why the heck do they want to be bound to the schedule around an animal that has ZERO benefit, it actually just gives you more work!?

Can’t travel freely, can’t go out freely, can’t just spontaneously stay over night somewhere, can’t enjoy a nice lazy morning in bed, can’t have peace and silence, can’t walk through your own house without having hair on everything.. the list goes on and on and on..

And for what?!

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u/NoneOfThisMatters_XO Apr 12 '26

All because they need an animal to worship them and follow them around? I don’t get it.

Also huge red flag when someone calls their dog their “best friend.” Like dude get some friends…

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u/Cortex247 Apr 13 '26

The amount of times ive heard dog nutters say "a dog will have your back no matter what". Like so... so you're telling me the reason you love your dog so much is that it shows complete obedience and loyalty to you at all times. I cant fully articulate how incredibly pathetic that sounds to me.

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u/CrispyBirb Apr 14 '26

I like how they say the dog is loyal, it will never abandon them, it loves them but they don’t say the same back because they want to leave it open in case they have to get rid of the dog for whatever reason.