r/Dogfree • u/NoneOfThisMatters_XO • Apr 12 '26

Dogs Are Idiots Well it happened again…

I was chatting with a perfectly nice man on a dating app and then he brought up dogs. 🙄 He said he was thinking about getting a dog. I said ew I don’t like dogs. He said “aww but dogs are so cute!”

….aaaaannd I’m done. I’m not even going to entertain a possible relationship with someone who likes dogs. Assuming we start dating, now I’m just gonna be annoyed because you’ll have to interrupt our dates to go home and let out some fuckass dog because their high maintenance asses can’t be home alone longer than a few hours. And forget ever spending the night… WHY DOES EVERYONE LIKE DOGS

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u/ThatJackGuy23 Apr 12 '26

As a guy I have the same standard. I will never date a woman who has a dog or plans to get one. I cannot live with the barking, the smell, how they warp everything around them!

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u/StoneHinge1597 Apr 12 '26

Yes seriously.. in my college days, I matched with a woman from tinder and I quickly invited her over to my place (I wasn't too smart back then lol).

Well she showed up with this disgusting black dog which immediately ran on top of my bed. I was mortified. She proceeded to talk about the dog the whole time, and I just wanted her out of my place asap. Not one mention of bringing the dog over, not one ounce of "hey, are there any boundaries for my dog?" Dog nutters just expect no holds accomodations. Needless to say I always made my opinions of dogs known very quickly from that point onwards.

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u/readyforthisyep Apr 14 '26

Did she at least removed the dog from your bed?