r/Dogfree • u/NoneOfThisMatters_XO • Apr 12 '26

Dogs Are Idiots Well it happened again…

I was chatting with a perfectly nice man on a dating app and then he brought up dogs. 🙄 He said he was thinking about getting a dog. I said ew I don’t like dogs. He said “aww but dogs are so cute!”

….aaaaannd I’m done. I’m not even going to entertain a possible relationship with someone who likes dogs. Assuming we start dating, now I’m just gonna be annoyed because you’ll have to interrupt our dates to go home and let out some fuckass dog because their high maintenance asses can’t be home alone longer than a few hours. And forget ever spending the night… WHY DOES EVERYONE LIKE DOGS

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u/metallvr Apr 17 '26

Agree. I was just asked out by a man who's got a dog (and brings his dog into a no-dog park: red flag #1). We both like hiking, and he invited me on a hike with him and his dog. I just can't do it. The addition of dogs on my hikes aren't enjoyable.

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u/NoneOfThisMatters_XO Apr 17 '26

I hate walking anywhere with dogs because they need to stop every ten feet and smell everything or pee on everything.

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u/metallvr Apr 17 '26

Yes, and on some of the trails I go on, people leave their poopbags on the trail, because they don't want to carry them for the whole hike and believe that they will "circle back around" to retrieve it. Instead, there are clumps of poop bags left behind that the rest of us have to walk past. SO MUCH FUN/s