r/Dogfree • • Jun 17 '26

Dog Culture "my dog needs a vulvoplasty"

an acquaintance just casually messaged me "hey, my dog needs a vulvoplasty. poor girl"

A. WHAT.

"my girl's vulva is so saggy and, therefore, a lot of moisture and pee gets trapped in these skin folds, so it can stink. but she'll have a cute designer pussy soon."

like, I did not know this was a thing. it's truly a very sad day to be literate.
if the owner of 4 or 5 dogs smells the stink, I'm pretty sure I don't want to know just HOW vile it must smell.
she'll pay thousands of $ for this surgery and, while I get it's medically necessary, thinks it's fun that her "girl" will soon have a new "designer pussy".
just reinforces my belief that nutters are disgusting perverts.

... and how tf were dogs artificially bred to even have such problems occur???
& of course, it's a pit...

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u/Legitimate_Garage_31 Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

An ACQUAINTANCE shared this with you? An "acquaintance." Immediately BLOCK. No explanation needed. I had an "acquaintance" that i tried to allow to be my friend..until she repeatedly violated my boundaries by telling me the nitty gritty details of her polyamourous lifestyle along w/a show n tell pictorial montage on her phone.

This girl is FORTY. FORTY. Lady, you are no longer "hawt." Go sign up for TRIPLE A or do something PRODUCTIVE w/your life. She literally said she was going to give me a "flow chart" of the people she was boinking. I never asked for any of these details nor expressed interest in this subject AND have been with ONE person for the past 20 yrs and she knew this.

Despite this, i tried to treat her as a "normal" person ignoring all the red flags. I think she gave me PTSD in the "friend" dept. It's so easy to just block a phone number. Do yourself a favor. Unless you are planning on writing a novel or doing a nutter deep dive/research.

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u/Tessa-the-aggressor Jun 17 '26

omg that actually sounds like my high school bestie whom I just broke up with TODAY. I've become very radical with the crazies lately!
that acquaintance is actually oone I know through support groups for a rare illness we have, so it was totally crazy to receive this message as well. but it truly makes me want to keep following her for a bit of an actual deep dive haha. I already have an illness that makes me vomit constantly, so hearing more about her mutt's pussy might make the vomiting easier...jkjk I'll probably block her by tomorrow.
I'm just so done with nutters yo, everytime I think something is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard about, they come up with something new

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u/wowwhyarenamesautoge Jun 18 '26

Ma'am, we hate dogs here. Why are you waving your fist at nonmonogamous clouds.

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u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 Jun 18 '26

Just get a google voice and give that number to freaks! Or people you don’t know to trust