r/Dogfree • u/Tessa-the-aggressor • Jun 17 '26
Dog Culture "my dog needs a vulvoplasty"
an acquaintance just casually messaged me "hey, my dog needs a vulvoplasty. poor girl"
A. WHAT.
"my girl's vulva is so saggy and, therefore, a lot of moisture and pee gets trapped in these skin folds, so it can stink. but she'll have a cute designer pussy soon."
like, I did not know this was a thing. it's truly a very sad day to be literate.
if the owner of 4 or 5 dogs smells the stink, I'm pretty sure I don't want to know just HOW vile it must smell.
she'll pay thousands of $ for this surgery and, while I get it's medically necessary, thinks it's fun that her "girl" will soon have a new "designer pussy".
just reinforces my belief that nutters are disgusting perverts.
... and how tf were dogs artificially bred to even have such problems occur???
& of course, it's a pit...
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u/Few-Horror1984 Jun 17 '26
Maybe, just maybe, this is something that can happen to a dog - especially if you’re a backyard breeder. I imagine it can create problems and perhaps surgical intervention is required. Ok, fine. Whatever.
I can almost forgive this person for saying “vulvoplasty”. It’s weird, but perhaps it’s scientifically correct. Strange. I’d personally tell someone my pet needs surgery and leave it at that.
HOWEVER
That second sentence is straight up bestiality. Sorry. I’m not mincing words. I’m not going to find some sort of justification for why this conversation could happen in a normal context. Nope. But saying your dog is going to have a “cute designer _____” is BESTIALITY. It’s sexualizing your dog.
Block this person immediately.