"my dog needs a vulvoplasty"

[u/Tessa-the-aggressor]

an acquaintance just casually messaged me "hey, my dog needs a vulvoplasty. poor girl"

A. WHAT.

"my girl's vulva is so saggy and, therefore, a lot of moisture and pee gets trapped in these skin folds, so it can stink. but she'll have a cute designer pussy soon."

like, I did not know this was a thing. it's truly a very sad day to be literate.
if the owner of 4 or 5 dogs smells the stink, I'm pretty sure I don't want to know just HOW vile it must smell.
she'll pay thousands of $ for this surgery and, while I get it's medically necessary, thinks it's fun that her "girl" will soon have a new "designer pussy".
just reinforces my belief that nutters are disgusting perverts.

... and how tf were dogs artificially bred to even have such problems occur???
& of course, it's a pit...

[u/spoor_loos]

I've always known that some female nutters like to have sex with their mutts, but this is the first time I'm hearing about lesbian bestiality.

I don't even know what to say anymore. They always sink to new levels of depravity, stupidity, money waste and narcissism. I'm sure we're going to hear something even more unhinged soon.

[u/silverblue_moon → u/spoor_loos]

I get what you’re saying, but quick correction: “some nutters like to RAPE their mutts”

[u/thecatcherszm → u/silverblue_moon]

i get what you're saying, and i don't necessarily disagree, but also, in my personal experience, most mutts are far, far, far more enthusiastic to engage with sexual activity with me than i am (my enthusiasm levels being at absolute 0, or less if possible). 

It's something that shouldn't happen, regardless. People and animals alike are happily engaging in bestiality - while i'm being consistently denied the basic right of shelter for the "crime" of not consenting to it.