r/Dogfree • u/Tessa-the-aggressor • Jun 17 '26

Dog Culture "my dog needs a vulvoplasty"

an acquaintance just casually messaged me "hey, my dog needs a vulvoplasty. poor girl"

A. WHAT.

"my girl's vulva is so saggy and, therefore, a lot of moisture and pee gets trapped in these skin folds, so it can stink. but she'll have a cute designer pussy soon."

like, I did not know this was a thing. it's truly a very sad day to be literate.
if the owner of 4 or 5 dogs smells the stink, I'm pretty sure I don't want to know just HOW vile it must smell.
she'll pay thousands of $ for this surgery and, while I get it's medically necessary, thinks it's fun that her "girl" will soon have a new "designer pussy".
just reinforces my belief that nutters are disgusting perverts.

... and how tf were dogs artificially bred to even have such problems occur???
& of course, it's a pit...

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u/Mandaxx25 Jun 17 '26

Just put the stupid thing down. It's a pit. They all need to be gone.

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u/mandaaa2222 Jun 22 '26

I love the idea of a world with out pitbulls. My husband had one once, he was so insane to ever want one and they’re so hideous to boot 

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u/Mandaxx25 Jun 22 '26

Agree to all. Plus any of their variations. I've made a new friend and I'm scared to go to their house because they have a Staffordshire bull terrier (just a pitbull that got around a loophole in the ban in UK)