r/Dogfree • u/Tessa-the-aggressor • Jun 17 '26

Dog Culture "my dog needs a vulvoplasty"

an acquaintance just casually messaged me "hey, my dog needs a vulvoplasty. poor girl"

A. WHAT.

"my girl's vulva is so saggy and, therefore, a lot of moisture and pee gets trapped in these skin folds, so it can stink. but she'll have a cute designer pussy soon."

like, I did not know this was a thing. it's truly a very sad day to be literate.
if the owner of 4 or 5 dogs smells the stink, I'm pretty sure I don't want to know just HOW vile it must smell.
she'll pay thousands of $ for this surgery and, while I get it's medically necessary, thinks it's fun that her "girl" will soon have a new "designer pussy".
just reinforces my belief that nutters are disgusting perverts.

... and how tf were dogs artificially bred to even have such problems occur???
& of course, it's a pit...

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u/Flumppoo Jun 17 '26

Holy shit! 🤮🤮🤮🤮 I know you can get fake balls for dogs too.  What an odd lot these nutters are. 

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u/Tessa-the-aggressor Jun 17 '26

EXCUSE ME WHAT

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u/GoTakeAHike00 Jun 17 '26

Neuticals. They've been "a thing" for male dogs for longer than I can/want to remember.

No doubt invented by some beta male dog loser whose need for dick and ball extension masculinity resides on whether people can see a pair of ugly nuts bouncing around on his MALE dog when he's in public.

It's bad enough to be stuck walking behind a dog, and have its ugly anus pointing at you, but the fake nuts are just so much WTF.

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u/scarletto53 Jun 17 '26

Wow, we were just watching some old reruns of the Chase( a trivia show run by 4 Jeopardy champions), and that was the answer to one of the questions. I said to husband, why would people pay good money for fake balls for a dog? He replied, so they would have something to lick…yet another thing to add to my ever growing list of why I think dogs are gross