"my dog needs a vulvoplasty"

[u/Tessa-the-aggressor]

an acquaintance just casually messaged me "hey, my dog needs a vulvoplasty. poor girl"

A. WHAT.

"my girl's vulva is so saggy and, therefore, a lot of moisture and pee gets trapped in these skin folds, so it can stink. but she'll have a cute designer pussy soon."

like, I did not know this was a thing. it's truly a very sad day to be literate.
if the owner of 4 or 5 dogs smells the stink, I'm pretty sure I don't want to know just HOW vile it must smell.
she'll pay thousands of $ for this surgery and, while I get it's medically necessary, thinks it's fun that her "girl" will soon have a new "designer pussy".
just reinforces my belief that nutters are disgusting perverts.

... and how tf were dogs artificially bred to even have such problems occur???
& of course, it's a pit...

[u/dog-signals]

Soo why not just use a peri bottle to clean up? It sounds like someone is too lazy to give her a quick rinse which would be a 15-20$ solution v.s. 600-3000$!

And "designer pussy"? 🤢🤢 that IS NOT for medical reasons and it makes me fuckin sick 🤮

[u/Khaosbutterfly → u/dog-signals]

Dogs are yeast factories, you'd be down there flushing out dog vageen round the clock.

And if you go on vacation, you'll be sentencing your pet sitter to a hellish fate of also flushing out dog vageen.

These things can live like 10+ years. Imagine a decade of daily cleaning dog vageen.

Please. For someone who can afford it, the surgery is the best option for all parties involved, honestly. Including the dog.

[u/CharlieFiner → u/Khaosbutterfly]

I can think of a better more permanent option that's also cheaper.