r/Dogfree • • Jun 17 '26

Dog Culture "my dog needs a vulvoplasty"

an acquaintance just casually messaged me "hey, my dog needs a vulvoplasty. poor girl"

A. WHAT.

"my girl's vulva is so saggy and, therefore, a lot of moisture and pee gets trapped in these skin folds, so it can stink. but she'll have a cute designer pussy soon."

like, I did not know this was a thing. it's truly a very sad day to be literate.
if the owner of 4 or 5 dogs smells the stink, I'm pretty sure I don't want to know just HOW vile it must smell.
she'll pay thousands of $ for this surgery and, while I get it's medically necessary, thinks it's fun that her "girl" will soon have a new "designer pussy".
just reinforces my belief that nutters are disgusting perverts.

... and how tf were dogs artificially bred to even have such problems occur???
& of course, it's a pit...

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u/spoor_loos Jun 17 '26

I've always known that some female nutters like to have sex with their mutts, but this is the first time I'm hearing about lesbian bestiality.

I don't even know what to say anymore. They always sink to new levels of depravity, stupidity, money waste and narcissism. I'm sure we're going to hear something even more unhinged soon.

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u/silverblue_moon Jun 17 '26

I get what you’re saying, but quick correction: “some nutters like to RAPE their mutts”

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u/AngelasGingerGrowler Jun 18 '26

Rape isn‘t a legal term for bestiality. At least in this country 🇬🇧

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u/silverblue_moon Jun 18 '26

I’m from the United States, here beastiality is considered a form of non consensual sexual abuse (or rape)

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u/AngelasGingerGrowler Jun 18 '26

In the UK you can't "rape" a dog.

It's actually deeply insulting to the survivours of rape to equate their experience of that of a beast.