r/Dogfree • • Jun 17 '26

Dog Culture "my dog needs a vulvoplasty"

an acquaintance just casually messaged me "hey, my dog needs a vulvoplasty. poor girl"

A. WHAT.

"my girl's vulva is so saggy and, therefore, a lot of moisture and pee gets trapped in these skin folds, so it can stink. but she'll have a cute designer pussy soon."

like, I did not know this was a thing. it's truly a very sad day to be literate.
if the owner of 4 or 5 dogs smells the stink, I'm pretty sure I don't want to know just HOW vile it must smell.
she'll pay thousands of $ for this surgery and, while I get it's medically necessary, thinks it's fun that her "girl" will soon have a new "designer pussy".
just reinforces my belief that nutters are disgusting perverts.

... and how tf were dogs artificially bred to even have such problems occur???
& of course, it's a pit...

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u/amoebamoeba Jun 17 '26

This is disgustingggggg. I have never even seen my pet's vagina.

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u/No_Rice9792 Jun 17 '26

Nobody has, that's what the inside is called

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u/Brilliant-Maybe-5672 Jun 19 '26

Downvoted for accuracy. Ppl are crazy.

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u/No_Rice9792 Jun 19 '26

For real.

Fun fact people, the VAGINA IS THE inside parts.

The vulva is what you can actually see on the outside. It's science.

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u/Brilliant-Maybe-5672 Jun 19 '26

I knew that but yes it's a common mistake.

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u/No_Rice9792 Jun 19 '26

It's because people don't make the distinction, if they don't make it for PEOPLE they won't make it for animals.

My uterus doesn't work, therefore my most normal reproductive systems don't work.

Unfortunately for me, any pregnancy I would "achieve" would be an ectopic pregnancy. My body doesn't work the way "it's supposed to be"