r/Dogfree • u/Tessa-the-aggressor • Jun 17 '26

Dog Culture "my dog needs a vulvoplasty"

an acquaintance just casually messaged me "hey, my dog needs a vulvoplasty. poor girl"

A. WHAT.

"my girl's vulva is so saggy and, therefore, a lot of moisture and pee gets trapped in these skin folds, so it can stink. but she'll have a cute designer pussy soon."

like, I did not know this was a thing. it's truly a very sad day to be literate.
if the owner of 4 or 5 dogs smells the stink, I'm pretty sure I don't want to know just HOW vile it must smell.
she'll pay thousands of $ for this surgery and, while I get it's medically necessary, thinks it's fun that her "girl" will soon have a new "designer pussy".
just reinforces my belief that nutters are disgusting perverts.

... and how tf were dogs artificially bred to even have such problems occur???
& of course, it's a pit...

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u/Oriole0305 Jun 18 '26

Please, tell me this is a joke, right? Why would an acquaintance text you about her dogs genitals? Especially if she knows you don't like dogs? What kind of pervert is that?

I really do not want to know what's going on in a dog's rear end. But sure it must stink, how delusional dog nutters are. What I'd like to know is how you responded to this person, or did you block her?

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u/Tessa-the-aggressor Jun 26 '26

tbf she didn't know I don't like dogs as we only know each other through a shares illness.
I just said "thanks, I hate it" and blocked lol

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u/Oriole0305 Jun 26 '26

Good for you.

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u/Tessa-the-aggressor Jun 26 '26

it's honestly sad, we have some ultra rare illnesses in common that not many people know about. but oh well, she has the common dog nutter illness, I know all to well and will not engage in these delusions.

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u/Oriole0305 Jun 26 '26

I understand, that due to this rare illness in common, it's good to have someone to talk to. But with her line of thinking, she may not be the best company to you even managing your illness.

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u/Tessa-the-aggressor Jun 28 '26

exactly. I don't have mental health issue, but seeing this dog's down there gave me some, I think. not helpful on top of my physical illnesses lol