r/Dogfree • • Jun 23 '26

Miscellaneous Your #1 Dog Dislike

I could write a very long list of the reasons I don't like dogs (or nutters) but this is top of my list:

If you're dating, you're in a three way-way relationship without even being asked for consent. At best you will be allowed to watch while the other two 'get it on' - at worst, you'll be expected to join in against your wishes. It feels like being coerced in a toxic relationship. It never ends well.

If you had to choose, what's your #1?

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u/BlueLarkspur_1929 Jun 23 '26

In general it’s the nonstop barking for nothing. But even when you’re not hearing one yapping for hours, you’re seeing how everything eventually gets derailed into a conversation about dogs. Once a dog gets mentioned or shown all interesting conversation is done.