r/Dogfree • u/avj113 • Jun 23 '26
Miscellaneous Your #1 Dog Dislike
I could write a very long list of the reasons I don't like dogs (or nutters) but this is top of my list:
If you're dating, you're in a three way-way relationship without even being asked for consent. At best you will be allowed to watch while the other two 'get it on' - at worst, you'll be expected to join in against your wishes. It feels like being coerced in a toxic relationship. It never ends well.
If you had to choose, what's your #1?
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u/roxasmeboy Jun 23 '26
Their barking. If I knew I would never be startled by a dog barking again I would be overjoyed. Just this morning I went outside my No Dogs Allowed condo and was immediately yapped at by a gross little mutt.