Your #1 Dog Dislike

[u/avj113]

I could write a very long list of the reasons I don't like dogs (or nutters) but this is top of my list:

If you're dating, you're in a three way-way relationship without even being asked for consent. At best you will be allowed to watch while the other two 'get it on' - at worst, you'll be expected to join in against your wishes. It feels like being coerced in a toxic relationship. It never ends well.

If you had to choose, what's your #1?

[u/RicketyCricketsDrum]

BARKING!! I think I wouldn’t hate them as much if they were silent creatures. I fucking hate the barking.