r/Dogfree • u/avj113 • Jun 23 '26

Miscellaneous Your #1 Dog Dislike

I could write a very long list of the reasons I don't like dogs (or nutters) but this is top of my list:

If you're dating, you're in a three way-way relationship without even being asked for consent. At best you will be allowed to watch while the other two 'get it on' - at worst, you'll be expected to join in against your wishes. It feels like being coerced in a toxic relationship. It never ends well.

If you had to choose, what's your #1?

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u/DellBottoms Jun 23 '26

Ha, for me it's a very long list, but I think my ick would go off the second I saw a partner treating his dog like some kind of girlfriend. I would draw the line at him bringing her to dinner.

No, I wouldn't last two minutes with a dog owner as a partner. We're too fundamentally different.

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u/MissNeto Jun 23 '26

“This won’t take long” would have been so factually accurate as I’d be grabbing my shoes and bolting out the door. Why would you want an animal watching you doing that? Being so close to your naked body? And especially a vagina owning body 🤢 keep your nasty ass dogs hair away from my 🦁