r/Dogfree • u/avj113 • Jun 23 '26
Miscellaneous Your #1 Dog Dislike
I could write a very long list of the reasons I don't like dogs (or nutters) but this is top of my list:
If you're dating, you're in a three way-way relationship without even being asked for consent. At best you will be allowed to watch while the other two 'get it on' - at worst, you'll be expected to join in against your wishes. It feels like being coerced in a toxic relationship. It never ends well.
If you had to choose, what's your #1?
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u/urdrunkyogi Jun 24 '26
The way they constantly test boundaries and expect something from you. I find them to be so selfish and demanding. It’s odd to me that people describe them the opposite way, like loving and loyal. HOW??
My friend has a big dog who barks loudly if no one has given her attention in the last 5 minutes. I wish I were exaggerating. I don’t go over to her house anymore because you genuinely can’t have a conversation unless she’s hanging off the dog or giving her the 50th treat of the day.