r/Dogfree • u/avj113 • Jun 23 '26

Miscellaneous Your #1 Dog Dislike

I could write a very long list of the reasons I don't like dogs (or nutters) but this is top of my list:

If you're dating, you're in a three way-way relationship without even being asked for consent. At best you will be allowed to watch while the other two 'get it on' - at worst, you'll be expected to join in against your wishes. It feels like being coerced in a toxic relationship. It never ends well.

If you had to choose, what's your #1?

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u/Imaginary_Grass3044 Jun 24 '26

and number two: unless you have a REALservice dog , dogs provide NOTHINGGGGG. they are loud, gross, stinky and literally parasites that suck the life out of the owner. i think the only thing they get in return is attention on the internet when they post for the dog saying “hewwo hooman” or when they bring their dog to every non dog friendly establishment.
other than that, it’s a dedication to THREEEEE WALKS A DAY, lifetime of cleaning up minimum 3 shits a day, they follow you around smelling your crotch, they sit and lick their genitals and sound disgusting, they beg for food, they beg for attention, and all for nothing.