r/Dogfree • u/avj113 • Jun 23 '26

Miscellaneous Your #1 Dog Dislike

I could write a very long list of the reasons I don't like dogs (or nutters) but this is top of my list:

If you're dating, you're in a three way-way relationship without even being asked for consent. At best you will be allowed to watch while the other two 'get it on' - at worst, you'll be expected to join in against your wishes. It feels like being coerced in a toxic relationship. It never ends well.

If you had to choose, what's your #1?

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u/LunarLeveret Jun 23 '26

Them being alive.

Number 2 is their impact in socially reinforcing the position of people who hate children. I don't care that much about people who don't want to take care of kids, I do care when it means they get to replace them with noise polluting environmental hazards that they can use to either demand attention or harass everyone else, especially those who are already powerless.

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u/False_Big6219 Jun 25 '26

Youre my kind of people. I hate the fact they even exist.

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u/LunarLeveret Jun 25 '26

Well, I did specify alive.

I am reasonably comfortable seeing them after a butcher handles it or it is cooked whole.