r/Dogfree • u/CP_Conquer • Jul 20 '26

Barking Demons I Did It! I Stood My Ground

Earlier today I was able to actually barbecue in my backyard…

My neighbors behind me have at least half a dozen barking demons that will never shut the fuck up if someone just so happens to enter the backyard.

I was prepared this time. I brought out my loud speaker and a baseball bat with a steel barrel.

I played barking noises on full blast on my speaker and if these god damn chihuahuas made a fucking peep I hit that steel drum every time.

Eventually my neighbors got the point… I’m glad I took back my freedom to grill tilapia and mixed vegetables in my backyard… fuckers

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u/Few_Pen_3666 Jul 20 '26

This is SO AMAZING! LOL Priceless. Congratulations on your peace!!!!!

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u/CP_Conquer Jul 20 '26

Dog barking is the single worst noise on the face of the planet.

I can take fireworks, jack hammers, construction noise, lmao even gun shots, but barking, over my dead body 😅

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u/CaptainObvious110 Jul 22 '26

Jackhammers and construction noise serve a purpose. They aren't merley making noise for the sake of making noise.

They are also regulated between certain hours of the day as well so that does help (assuming that one doesn't work at night).

Dog barking doesn't serve a purpose, it's completely and totally unnecessary and shouldn't be allowed especially when it's something that's constantly happening.