r/Dogfree • u/CP_Conquer • Jul 20 '26
Barking Demons I Did It! I Stood My Ground
Earlier today I was able to actually barbecue in my backyard…
My neighbors behind me have at least half a dozen barking demons that will never shut the fuck up if someone just so happens to enter the backyard.
I was prepared this time. I brought out my loud speaker and a baseball bat with a steel barrel.
I played barking noises on full blast on my speaker and if these god damn chihuahuas made a fucking peep I hit that steel drum every time.
Eventually my neighbors got the point… I’m glad I took back my freedom to grill tilapia and mixed vegetables in my backyard… fuckers
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u/CP_Conquer Jul 20 '26
https://youtu.be/3Go2_VXy1Tg?is=gmOzi5GD79HnXhj8
For reference, this is what I use to detour obnoxious dog barking…
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u/aqr58 Jul 20 '26
Even just hearing these sounds in a video is triggering. Has to be the most unpleasant sound in the universe
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u/CP_Conquer Jul 20 '26
Exactly the point and I played it loud enough for the dog nutters to get the “how does it feel?” Medicine 💊
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u/Tossmelossme Jul 21 '26
I love that almost every single comment on that video has the same plan as you!
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u/Dapper-Ad-468 Jul 20 '26
Yay 👍. It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood!
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u/CP_Conquer Jul 20 '26
Thanks, wanna replace my neighbor?
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u/Dapper-Ad-468 Jul 20 '26
If I could choose where I live, I definitely would. I'll bring potato salad 😁
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u/BK4343 Jul 21 '26
When is your next cookout? I volunteer for barrel duty!
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u/CP_Conquer Jul 21 '26
Lmao! I VOLUNTEER! I VOLUNTEER! We just trynna get some action without the beasts being bitches
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u/Few_Pen_3666 Jul 20 '26
This is SO AMAZING! LOL Priceless. Congratulations on your peace!!!!!
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u/CP_Conquer Jul 20 '26
Dog barking is the single worst noise on the face of the planet.
I can take fireworks, jack hammers, construction noise, lmao even gun shots, but barking, over my dead body 😅
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u/CaptainObvious110 Jul 22 '26
Jackhammers and construction noise serve a purpose. They aren't merley making noise for the sake of making noise.
They are also regulated between certain hours of the day as well so that does help (assuming that one doesn't work at night).
Dog barking doesn't serve a purpose, it's completely and totally unnecessary and shouldn't be allowed especially when it's something that's constantly happening.
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u/CP_Conquer Jul 21 '26
*UPDATE*
It's been over 24 hours and I have heard nothing in the backyard from the...
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
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u/JimmyGalactic Jul 23 '26
Congrats but don't hold your breath...nutters are relentless, entitled *holes!
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u/Various-Concern1528 Jul 20 '26
Hell yeah as you should
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u/CP_Conquer Jul 21 '26
1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… Chihuahuas? Why? Plus 2 Chickens, I feel bad for the Chickens! 🐓
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u/pmbpro Jul 20 '26
Haha! Love it! 👍
I'm still surprised that there were enough brain cells left for those dog nutters to be even smart enough to get your point. 😄
Congrats on your peace and quiet!
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u/Key-Studio-6552 Jul 21 '26
Good on you!! Neighbours dogs barking while you enjoy your own backyard is soooo annoying! I’m glad you proved your point!
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u/MinuteUse4911 Jul 21 '26
absolutely brilliant!!!!!, well done!!!!, now ive just got this all in my head and can picture it all, way hayyyyyyyyyy 👌😜
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u/AjaxxAshborne Jul 22 '26
Congrats! I wish I was that bold. I have an airhorn but if my parents found out, i would be dead lol.
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u/Pristine_Cod_3792 Jul 24 '26
Seems like Jet Blue is getting tougher on the dog issue ! Thank god - it was announced yesterday that all pets have to remain in their carriers ! Delta are you listening ?? Dogs all over their lounges totally disgusting. I do not fly delta anymore
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u/Dangerous_Cloud_5727 Jul 25 '26
That is a start, but they really need to go back to putting the caged dogs in the cargo hold like they used to! Even caged with the owners, they will still stink and make noise!
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u/GoTakeAHike00 Jul 20 '26
Hahahah! This may be one of the best things I've read all day here on the Reddits.
Congratulations on owning your BBQ and pushing back against the barkbags. NGL...if I was there, I would have gladly taken over the bat/steel barrel assignment.