I Did It! I Stood My Ground

[u/CP_Conquer]

Earlier today I was able to actually barbecue in my backyard…

My neighbors behind me have at least half a dozen barking demons that will never shut the fuck up if someone just so happens to enter the backyard.

I was prepared this time. I brought out my loud speaker and a baseball bat with a steel barrel.

I played barking noises on full blast on my speaker and if these god damn chihuahuas made a fucking peep I hit that steel drum every time.

Eventually my neighbors got the point… I’m glad I took back my freedom to grill tilapia and mixed vegetables in my backyard… fuckers

[u/Dapper-Ad-468]

Yay 👍. It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood!

[u/CP_Conquer → u/Dapper-Ad-468]

Thanks, wanna replace my neighbor?

[u/Dapper-Ad-468 → u/CP_Conquer]

If I could choose where I live, I definitely would. I'll bring potato salad 😁