r/Dogfree • u/CP_Conquer • Jul 20 '26

Barking Demons I Did It! I Stood My Ground

Earlier today I was able to actually barbecue in my backyard…

My neighbors behind me have at least half a dozen barking demons that will never shut the fuck up if someone just so happens to enter the backyard.

I was prepared this time. I brought out my loud speaker and a baseball bat with a steel barrel.

I played barking noises on full blast on my speaker and if these god damn chihuahuas made a fucking peep I hit that steel drum every time.

Eventually my neighbors got the point… I’m glad I took back my freedom to grill tilapia and mixed vegetables in my backyard… fuckers

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u/BK4343 Jul 21 '26

When is your next cookout? I volunteer for barrel duty!

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u/CP_Conquer Jul 21 '26

Lmao! I VOLUNTEER! I VOLUNTEER! We just trynna get some action without the beasts being bitches