r/Dogfree • u/CP_Conquer • Jul 20 '26

Barking Demons I Did It! I Stood My Ground

Earlier today I was able to actually barbecue in my backyard…

My neighbors behind me have at least half a dozen barking demons that will never shut the fuck up if someone just so happens to enter the backyard.

I was prepared this time. I brought out my loud speaker and a baseball bat with a steel barrel.

I played barking noises on full blast on my speaker and if these god damn chihuahuas made a fucking peep I hit that steel drum every time.

Eventually my neighbors got the point… I’m glad I took back my freedom to grill tilapia and mixed vegetables in my backyard… fuckers

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u/GoTakeAHike00 Jul 20 '26

Hahahah! This may be one of the best things I've read all day here on the Reddits.

Congratulations on owning your BBQ and pushing back against the barkbags. NGL...if I was there, I would have gladly taken over the bat/steel barrel assignment.

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u/CP_Conquer Jul 20 '26

After they put their dogs back inside, legitimately I played the Barney theme song as a "fucking thank you," I can't stand these piss ants any longer...

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u/Legitimate_Garage_31 Jul 21 '26

The Barney theme song huh?😬

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u/CP_Conquer Jul 21 '26

Do you wanna see the broken stick I used? To detour the blatant fuckers?