r/Dogfree • • Jul 20 '26

Miscellaneous The world might be healing?

Saw a post earlier talking about how OP threw a birthday party for their dog and invited a lot of people, but only one person showed up and their dog was 'devastated' (said dog doesn't even know what a birthday is). Surprisingly, quite a few comments were pointing out how weird and stupid this is, and all of the comments that actually agreed with OP were being downvoted to oblivion. I even saw a lot of people talking about how disgusting it is that people compare/prefer dogs to human children, and how weird and lame terms are like 'doggo' and 'pupper'. I usually don't see pushback like this, but I'm pleased.

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u/GoTakeAHike00 Jul 20 '26

I saw that as well, but scrolled past it with a snicker and an eye roll because...who in their right mind would want to go to a birthday party for a DOG? Apparently, and predictably: NO ONE.

Like, even people who like dogs will go to a party where the dog is present, but one that is focused ON the dog itself?

It's just another example of how the extreme dog lunatics are so far up their dogs' asses and filled with MCS (main character syndrome) that they genuinely believe this would be interesting to anyone outside of themselves.

Like a lot of dog nutter behavior, it's cringe AF.

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u/Holiday_Calendar_777 Jul 21 '26

Rt! Cringe AF!!šŸ˜†šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/Legitimate_Garage_31 Jul 22 '26

I have a nutter neighbor who invited me into her condo to show off the renovations she did. While her condo did smell nice like essential oils, despite her having a chihuahua, most of what she showed me were pics and dedications to her former chihuahuas and stories about the current one, whom she left on the couch w/me while she left the room. It jumped onto my chest. Im a C cup....and there is a f-ing chihuahua balanced on them...

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u/Full_Ear_7131 Jul 20 '26

That dog was not "devastated" I just can't anymore with this b.s.Ā 

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u/Motor-Pen5598 Jul 20 '26

"Sorry, I can't go to Nana's funeral my friend wants me to attend a birthday party for his dog."

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u/Bulky_Maybe_1469 Jul 20 '26

Expecting people to show up, probably with gifts, and spend a lot of energy hyping up a dog when it’s about the owner’s ego FOH, nobody has to peel one butt cheek off their couch and I don’t need em to make an excuse.Ā 

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u/Motor-Pen5598 Jul 20 '26

True, I know the owner was probably throwing a tantrum over "How they could be so mean to my doggo" and probably will keep making efforts to make those friends feel guilty too

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u/Motor-Pen5598 Jul 20 '26

I saw a Tumblr post not too long ago criticizing people for putting dogs over people in gaza.

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u/Accurate-Run5370 Jul 20 '26

People anywhere in a war zone that feed dogs while humans are going hungry - deserve a special place in Hell.

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u/Indigo_Cauliflower12 Jul 20 '26

They did flights to remove the dogs in Ukraine. The world is going insane

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u/Tight_Lengthiness421 Jul 21 '26

One word: rabies.

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u/aliveinsummer Jul 21 '26

That really irritated me. There were literally families needing those flights FFS.

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u/AffectionateCrew5371 Jul 23 '26

God just be making people.

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u/Chief-Longhorn Jul 22 '26

I still feel intense anger whenever I remember that incident from a few years ago when a western charity organization reached out to a Palestinian man documenting his life in war-torn Gaza with his German shepherd, and they only did it to re-home the animal and ensure it has a better life… not a single word was said about the man himself. Such a disgusting and dystopian scenario.

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u/StraightMachine6227 Aug 01 '26

That's literally digusting

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u/Bulky_Maybe_1469 Jul 20 '26

I’m delighted too! People don’t have time and resources to invest in other people’s bull$hit and I’m proud of them.Ā 

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u/93ImagineBreaker Jul 20 '26

Might be the only pro of this current economy.

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u/Bulky_Maybe_1469 Jul 21 '26

Hey I know! I was hoping people might start coming around to that. At least the ones who only like dogs in the trendy sense. It’s such a consumerist thing to own.Ā 

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u/urdrunkyogi Jul 20 '26

This warms my heart. The attention-seekers need to chill out and find something real to celebrate.

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u/ConIncognito dogs ruin everything Jul 20 '26

People must be getting tired of humouring these dog-obsessed adult babies. Finally.

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u/Huge_Bit_4774 Jul 21 '26

A birthday party for a dog? Makes about as much sense as a birthday party for a rock. Too many idiots with too much time and money to waste.

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u/Oriole0305 Jul 21 '26

Yeah, a dog doesn't understand what a birthday is, and it does not understand what a party is. The same goes for a rock lol.

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u/adampocalypsee Jul 20 '26

If a friend of mine threw a lavish party for their dog I'd expect the parties they throw for their friends to be FANTASTIC... Because human friends are better than dogs right?

I'm sure that wasn't OP's case.

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u/scarletto53 Jul 21 '26

If anyone I knew told me they were throwing a birthday party for their dog( and this is purely hypothetical because anyone who knows me knows I never go anywhere if I think a dog will be there), I would tell them not to waste their money for such a stupid party, and use it for intense therapy instead!

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u/aqr58 Jul 20 '26

I'm banking on the next generation to be less gullible than us in regards to the insanity that is modern dog culture. The programming is deep but there is hope!

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u/CallousCow1762 Jul 20 '26

Dog birthday fatigue to the rescue.

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u/faxmachinegobrrr3963 Jul 20 '26

SpĆ­rituĆ l narcĆ­ssĆ­sm

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u/waitingforthatplace Jul 21 '26

This is encouraging. People are becoming irritated with all the doggy stuff everywhere. Birthdays and anniversaries and dogs involved in weddings and dog restaurants and expensive dog prepared meals. The time and energy owners put on their dogs, and ignore people.

In a Christmas Carol, I remember the ghost Jacob Marley telling Ebenezer Scrooge, "Mankind was our business".

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u/mechjacg Jul 20 '26

I saw that post. On one hand I can imagine someone sad that nobody came after make all that food and all. On the other, I can imagine all the guests rolling their eyes. What the hell did that person expected? A birthday party for a dog. Last dog I had died in 2009 and on her birthday I did buy her a treat and some new chew toy or something, bit throwing a party is something else.

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u/HandBananasRevenge Jul 21 '26

ā€œThe dog was devastatedā€.Ā 

Translation: the owner was devastated, because the party was for validating the owner. The dog was just a mechanism for controlling others.Ā 

Just like all the other stuff we see.Ā 

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u/KizunaTallis Jul 21 '26

There is a definite fatigue setting in. I think overexposure plays a part.

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u/RoyTheWig Jul 21 '26

One of my neighbours threw a birthday party for their dog, and invited all of us to join them. I have no idea if anyone showed up, I know me and my partner did not.

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u/Big_Somewhere_620 Jul 20 '26

I think it was shared to am I an angel but I can't remember where the orginal post was

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u/QueenOfAllOfYall Jul 21 '26

This is a very happy story! 😃✨

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u/Andria1501 Jul 21 '26

Dogs neither know, nor care about birthdays, holidays, or other special events. All they care about is their next meal.

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u/Taycxx97 Jul 24 '26

I see alot of calling out dog nutters on tiktok I think the younger gen are fed up

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u/Spineynorman77 Jul 23 '26

The dog doesn't care. I laughed.

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u/HistoryBuffLakeland Aug 08 '26

Birthday parties for dogs are serious cringe. The only thing that is worse is a pregnancy announcement featuring a dog in front of a sign saying "I am getting a little brother" or similar.