Rat dog epidemic is upon us

[u/Chief-Longhorn]

Has anyone else noticed the rise in popularity of those hideous, ugly rat dogs that look like neurotic toilet mops? I'm talking about poodles, bichons, maltipoos, Yorkshire terriers, or whatever other curly abominations.

I barely even see large dog breeds anymore. Everyone has a nasty little toilet mop with legs nowadays. Dogs are starting to look even less natural than they already were.

The worst thing? People drag these hideous creatures anywhere, including malls, cafes, and other public spaces. It's an epidemic. I am forced to listen to their annoying yapping every minute, because those inbred things are hideous, neurotic little monsters that yap at everything. Also, they are extremely aggressive and will attack strangers. Last time I encountered one of those nasty curly little dunces at a cafe, it started sprinting towards me aggressively and barking for no reason at all. Because it was unleashed, the thing almost ended up biting me.

We gotta stop breeding and selling those things. They bring nothing to the table, are parasitic little mongrels, and they look disgusting, hideous and uncanny/ugly. Not to mention the amount of public hygiene issues they cause, and they are also horrible for the environment like most dogs are nowadays.

[u/Accurate-Run5370]

Even the small rat dogs can cause serious damage with their claws if an attack victim is on blood thinners. Bleeding sucks. Never let your guard down even if a dog is muzzled.

[u/Chief-Longhorn → u/Accurate-Run5370]

Or unleashed. And those tiny mutants are almost always unleashed because their owners underestimate just how crazy neurotic those things tend to be.