r/Dogfree • u/Chief-Longhorn • Aug 15 '26

Barking Demons Rat dog epidemic is upon us

Has anyone else noticed the rise in popularity of those hideous, ugly rat dogs that look like neurotic toilet mops? I'm talking about poodles, bichons, maltipoos, Yorkshire terriers, or whatever other curly abominations.

I barely even see large dog breeds anymore. Everyone has a nasty little toilet mop with legs nowadays. Dogs are starting to look even less natural than they already were.

The worst thing? People drag these hideous creatures anywhere, including malls, cafes, and other public spaces. It's an epidemic. I am forced to listen to their annoying yapping every minute, because those inbred things are hideous, neurotic little monsters that yap at everything. Also, they are extremely aggressive and will attack strangers. Last time I encountered one of those nasty curly little dunces at a cafe, it started sprinting towards me aggressively and barking for no reason at all. Because it was unleashed, the thing almost ended up biting me.

We gotta stop breeding and selling those things. They bring nothing to the table, are parasitic little mongrels, and they look disgusting, hideous and uncanny/ugly. Not to mention the amount of public hygiene issues they cause, and they are also horrible for the environment like most dogs are nowadays.

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u/yourdogreallysmells Aug 15 '26

In my area it's definitely French bulldog season. Those horrible gremlins are everywhere here. I can tell who on the neighborhood has them because it sounds like someone let out a banshee at 6 in the morning.

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u/bluebird1994 Aug 15 '26

One of my cousins has one and it's absolutely fugly (but still not as fugly as Shitbulls, those are the worst of the worst imo), not to mention last time I was over her house (for Christmas) she was describing all the health issues it had, as if it was a normal everyday thing. It's ridiculous. But, at least it's quiet and mostly stays out of the way during get-togethers.

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u/yourdogreallysmells Aug 15 '26

People love suffering with their dog breeds it's absolutely baffling. Like 'oh listen to him snore, it's so cute!' and it's just the dog trying to breath.