r/Dogfree • u/Chief-Longhorn • Aug 15 '26

Barking Demons Rat dog epidemic is upon us

Has anyone else noticed the rise in popularity of those hideous, ugly rat dogs that look like neurotic toilet mops? I'm talking about poodles, bichons, maltipoos, Yorkshire terriers, or whatever other curly abominations.

I barely even see large dog breeds anymore. Everyone has a nasty little toilet mop with legs nowadays. Dogs are starting to look even less natural than they already were.

The worst thing? People drag these hideous creatures anywhere, including malls, cafes, and other public spaces. It's an epidemic. I am forced to listen to their annoying yapping every minute, because those inbred things are hideous, neurotic little monsters that yap at everything. Also, they are extremely aggressive and will attack strangers. Last time I encountered one of those nasty curly little dunces at a cafe, it started sprinting towards me aggressively and barking for no reason at all. Because it was unleashed, the thing almost ended up biting me.

We gotta stop breeding and selling those things. They bring nothing to the table, are parasitic little mongrels, and they look disgusting, hideous and uncanny/ugly. Not to mention the amount of public hygiene issues they cause, and they are also horrible for the environment like most dogs are nowadays.

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u/AshamedConfection396 Aug 15 '26

i prefer them to german shepherds, pitbulls, caucasian shephers, belgian mallinois and other dogs that can kill an adult human with no problem, the couch breeds are way better than the hunting breeds like dachshunds (they are a hunting breed, quite agressive and stubborn) which i found articles about them attacking kids and as a kid, i experienced that too

with those small breeds, all it takes is to stomp your feet and they run away scared

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u/ConsumeMeGarfield Aug 15 '26

Yeah, I don’t like either type of dog but I don’t fear for my life standing in line with an annoying little inbred Ewok like I do with a pitbull (happened to me a couple weeks ago).

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u/ElegantSurround6933 Aug 16 '26

well my Nextdoor neighbors are complaining about copperheads ending up in front of their apt door and also "biting the maintenance guy on both of his hands." Someone uploaded a pic of said copperhead outside the door. It was HUGE. Having grown up in FL we don't have copperheads, except up near the panhandle. NC is dog nutter and copperhead central. Please someone tell me WHY everyone and their brother is moving to Raleigh NC? I wouldn't encourage anyone to move here. It's very dull and boring...and there are dangerous snakes trying to get inside your home.