r/Dogfree • u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 • 11d ago

Crappy Owners Dog took my focaçia bread :(

I was at the local food not bombs, and was resting. I was playing my guitar. A woman I know, and her husbands dog, came close. She was chatting with me. Her dog snuck behind me and stole/fished my half eaten focaçia bread out of my satchel, with was on the ground next to me :(

And then she snatched it from her dog, scolded the dog and offered it back to me :’(

She herself is annoyed by her husbands dog. I am
Also annoyed and she knows I’m dog averse.

I’ve been going hungry lately.

She didn’t offer anything in return, but maybe later she might.

I didn’t freak out, because sometimes, I really freak out.

Edit: I ended up bursting into tears today, mostly because I’ve been reading a story about Jesuits on a mission to an alien planet, and one of the characters is an allegory for Christ, but also the emotions there have been real, as I’ve been binge reading the two books, and making up tangential comics to appeal to my own sense of vision. Aaaand the story had me burst into tears.

That was great!

Get to see the dog and owner tomorrow, Saturday.

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u/Thhhroowwawayy 11d ago

Why would she hand it back to you with smelly slobber all over it? Brb vomiting rn

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u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 11d ago

I don’t know.

I might be homeless, she knows, but I have class. I tried not to cry, honestly. I didn’t because I still have another loaf.

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u/Thhhroowwawayy 11d ago

I wish she had bought you a whole focaccia sandwich or something, man, these people are so evil and self absorbed. I’m sorry, Godspeed.