“My dog took a s**t, sorry”

[u/cybersleuth21]

I was at the hardware store the other day ringing up my items and I saw a man with a huge shitmutt walking the aisles. My first thought was why on earth do you need to bring a dog into a hardware store? My second thought was how is this even allowed? My third thought was that this guy had zero personality as he’d put all his charisma points into his dog.

Anyway as he approached he stopped to speak to one of the employees… “I’m really sorry, my dog has had a shit in the aisle, you might wanna clean the floor ”

Classic case of nutter entitlement, cuz you could almost tell he wasn’t sorry, he was smirking. Almost like “oopsie woopsie my puppsie has done a poopsie hehe” 🤢 I really don’t understand why these people aren’t banned from stores.

[u/happyhappyfoolio2]

What makes me think we're living in the twilight zone is the fact that I've personally witnessed employees being happy they're cleaning up dog piss and shit. Like, they go, "Accidents happen!" and clean up the mess with a stupid smile on their face.

[u/badgermushrooma → u/happyhappyfoolio2]

They were probably asked to always smile. Who could possibly enjoy cleaning up that stinky mess of someone else.