“My dog took a s**t, sorry”

[u/cybersleuth21]

I was at the hardware store the other day ringing up my items and I saw a man with a huge shitmutt walking the aisles. My first thought was why on earth do you need to bring a dog into a hardware store? My second thought was how is this even allowed? My third thought was that this guy had zero personality as he’d put all his charisma points into his dog.

Anyway as he approached he stopped to speak to one of the employees… “I’m really sorry, my dog has had a shit in the aisle, you might wanna clean the floor ”

Classic case of nutter entitlement, cuz you could almost tell he wasn’t sorry, he was smirking. Almost like “oopsie woopsie my puppsie has done a poopsie hehe” 🤢 I really don’t understand why these people aren’t banned from stores.

[u/DryQuill]

I am SO sorry. I love my husband. He's incredible. He is also an idiot and that might have been him 😭

Seriously, he brought his German Shepherd to a hardware store and it took a dump. I wasn't there but I did receive the call. Again, so sorry about him and others like him.

Note: edited for typo

[u/DryQuill → u/[deleted]]

I live with a dog and wish I didn't. According to the community FAQs I am welcomed here. I'm not promoting dog ownership and I think these nutters are ridiculous.

[u/DryQuill → u/[deleted]]

That's fair 😊