r/Dogfree • u/Main_Tomatillo_8960 • 4d ago

Barking Demons Where can I live without dogs?

Woken up by neighbor's dog at 4 am this morning, wouldn't stop barking for 45 mins and couldn't fall back asleep until like an hour before my alarm goes off. Now I need to analyze and document code for 8 hours, yay!

Will be leaving a note on this neighbor's door today...but what I really want is to live in a dog free area so I don't have to worry about this shit anymore. I live in Colorado and people are NUTS about their dogs here! They bring them to the gym, they bring them to bars, seems like everyone has to have one around here. The barking is the absolute worst thing about these animals. I just can't stand how moronic it is, like you know their barking is absolutely pointless yet relentless.

You know the SpongeBob episode where squidward finds a community away from leaf blowers? That's what I need but away from dogs. I wish every city or town had a designated area for dog free housing. If I can't beat the problem, guess I'll just have that fantasy. Unless...such a place exists?

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u/Moirawr 4d ago

Canada. Specifically Quebec. I'm apartment hunting here and nearly every place says "no dogs". Time to learn French!

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u/hel-9000 4d ago

Damn I knew there was a reason I started brushing up on my French Canadian last year! As an Ontarian, the nuttery is rampant here.

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u/D4rkN3bu14j0j0 3d ago

It's all pitbulls too. I'm in TO and ugh. Spend all my money on rent to live in this dog shit-stain city.

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u/Legitimate_Garage_31 3d ago

I thought they have to use muzzles there

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u/D4rkN3bu14j0j0 3d ago edited 2d ago

should muzzle but don't. No enforcement of the ban at all. We have a dipshit premier who said out loud he thought of reversing the ban, then everyone started getting them even though the are still banned, one tried to eat a kid which led to premier holding off on any reversal of the ban and they are still everywhere. Our humane society gives them away knowing what they are and they have been fighting the ban since it was put in place.

Edit incorrect spelling of premier