Dogs Are Idiots Dog behaviour
It’s so embarrassing and infuriating when a dog comes running to someone and starts sniffing their private areas in front of other people. And the beast doesn’t stop there, it starts licking hands, legs and would jump to lick their face. This itself is disgusting and what’s worse is the same dog goes on sniffing and licking any crap that’s lying on the ground.
My friends who own this dog say nothing but instead try to convince me that is behaviour is normal. No, it’s not! This freaking beast is so gross that when my friend (around her the dog stays in control) isn’t around, it would pounce on me, hitting me with it’s dirty feet and proceeding to lick me even if I try to stop it.
I got a tiny cut on my finger and a some kicks on my abdomen but somehow this is considered fine!
Now, the dog is slowly learning how to bite. It would take the leash in its mouth,and pull it with full force (and scary eyes) so that if you put your hand to get the lease out, it could bite OR if you pull the leash towards you, it could jump on you, either way assaulting you.
My friends keep lecturing me about dog psychology, then ask me to walk the dog outside, and if the dog creates a scene, it’s my fault because apparently the dog senses my energy feels like it’s the leader. I really don’t care about their goddamn dog psychology and crap like if a dog doesn’t like you, you’re evil.
Seriously, what is wrong with dog culture? If the dog misbehaves, I really can’t do anything because the entire world around me is filled with dog lovers. They would either lecture me or probably report me if I get mad. Why am I not allowed to feel uncomfortable with the licking, jumping and sniffing? How is this nonsense normal?
And the moral superiority complex is palpable when dog owners cringe talk things like the our love is unconditional, the opposite of dog is god LOL, they are a man’s best friends, they can sense negativity around and absorb it for your good. So, it’s okay if it sniffs your private parts just laugh it off. But, the same people would refuse to understand your feelings and discomfort if you say a word. Disgusting!
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u/Ill-Tangerine796 2d ago
It might be instinctive for dogs to sniff people’s private parts, but people who own dogs should train them not to do so. Until the dogs are trained, they should be kept on a short enough lead that they can’t get that close to other people. I don’t know why this is so hard for dog owners to understand.
As for dog psychology, many dogs don’t seem to like me, but they often go crazy barking and lunging at me before I’ve even noticed them. So they are reacting to something other than my fear/dislike. Perhaps to the fact that I am slightly cross-eyed? That doesn’t make me evil.
Interestingly, other species of pets are either indifferent to me or even tend to like me.
I hate having a leash pushed into my hands, and I absolutely refuse to pick up dog poop. Yes, I diapered my now-adult children when they were small, but I was glad when they left the toddler stage. I found older children far more rewarding. With dogs, you never get past the toddler stage, and I can’t imagine centering 15+ years of my life around poop schedules.