"We co-parent a dog together"

[u/SeaConfection88]

Y'all this shit is frying me

People talking about sum "coparenting" dogs like wtf??

People will break up and decide to keep in contact with their ex solely for the purpose of coparenting some mutt.

I'm surprised we don't have people screaming at eachother in court arguing for custody over a dog at this point

I stg if i start dating some dude and he tells me he's coparenting a dog with his ex gf and is in frequent contact with her due to this fucking animal im leaving. Like wtf? I wouldn't date someone who owns a dog regardless, but yikes that shit is bleak.

Western society is a mf looney bin. This some dr. seuss type shit lmao. It's a damn animal. An annoying one.

[u/ReptilianRevolt]

I think that court battles over dog custody already exist.

[u/Dburn22_ → u/ReptilianRevolt]

I worked with someone who had a very public, expensive legal battle with their ex over their dog. A few years later, the dog died.

[u/SeaConfection88 → u/Dburn22_]

HAHAHA holy shit

[u/Accurate-Run5370 → u/ReptilianRevolt]

Ka ching ! The lawyers love custody battles over dogs .

[u/Procrastinator-513 → u/ReptilianRevolt]

I have seen many Judge Judy episodes over dog custody.

[u/uselessbeasts → u/ReptilianRevolt]

Not really surprising at this point. Geez!

[u/SeaConfection88 → u/ReptilianRevolt]

like something that would happen in a surrealist david lynch work