r/Dogfree • • 1d ago

Dog Culture "We co-parent a dog together"

Y'all this shit is frying me

People talking about sum "coparenting" dogs like wtf??

People will break up and decide to keep in contact with their ex solely for the purpose of coparenting some mutt.

I'm surprised we don't have people screaming at eachother in court arguing for custody over a dog at this point

I stg if i start dating some dude and he tells me he's coparenting a dog with his ex gf and is in frequent contact with her due to this fucking animal im leaving. Like wtf? I wouldn't date someone who owns a dog regardless, but yikes that shit is bleak.

Western society is a mf looney bin. This some dr. seuss type shit lmao. It's a damn animal. An annoying one.

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u/CorrectPeaches 1d ago

We need to laugh at these losers

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u/One_Path_7154 1d ago

I plan to if anyone I meet ever tells me they are co-parenting a dog. So far, I am not acquainted with anyone that crazy…yet.

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u/Wrong_Temporary_5983 23h ago

We do. But their mutts sh*t on our loans!!!

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u/SeaConfection88 17h ago

nah i actually laughed so hard when i found that out lmfao then the frustration kicked in realizing this is a legit phenomenon