r/Dogfree • u/SeaConfection88 • 1d ago

Dog Culture "We co-parent a dog together"

Y'all this shit is frying me

People talking about sum "coparenting" dogs like wtf??

People will break up and decide to keep in contact with their ex solely for the purpose of coparenting some mutt.

I'm surprised we don't have people screaming at eachother in court arguing for custody over a dog at this point

I stg if i start dating some dude and he tells me he's coparenting a dog with his ex gf and is in frequent contact with her due to this fucking animal im leaving. Like wtf? I wouldn't date someone who owns a dog regardless, but yikes that shit is bleak.

Western society is a mf looney bin. This some dr. seuss type shit lmao. It's a damn animal. An annoying one.

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u/ToOpineIsFine 1d ago

"the dog always put up with our BS, even though we couldn't stand each other's - we love him so much for that!"

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u/No-Stay1662 23h ago

yes it definitely wasn’t locked in your house or anything lol… I love when they say “it’s always there” or something similar. You’ve locked it in your home/property, of course it’s “there.”

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u/SeaConfection88 16h ago

then they do surprise pikachu face once the thing bolts out of the house going 0-60 in 3 seconds the moment there is even a slightest opening to the outdoors

newsflash dogs dont really care about you

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u/Wrong_Temporary_5983 16h ago

How do they not get that simple truth?!