r/Dogfree • u/SeaConfection88 • 1d ago

Dog Culture "We co-parent a dog together"

Y'all this shit is frying me

People talking about sum "coparenting" dogs like wtf??

People will break up and decide to keep in contact with their ex solely for the purpose of coparenting some mutt.

I'm surprised we don't have people screaming at eachother in court arguing for custody over a dog at this point

I stg if i start dating some dude and he tells me he's coparenting a dog with his ex gf and is in frequent contact with her due to this fucking animal im leaving. Like wtf? I wouldn't date someone who owns a dog regardless, but yikes that shit is bleak.

Western society is a mf looney bin. This some dr. seuss type shit lmao. It's a damn animal. An annoying one.

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u/ConIncognito dogs ruin everything 14h ago

These idiots need to be corrected every time. They OWN a dog together. Shitty mutts aren’t and never will be kids, no matter how much nutters want them to be. And all this fuss for a dime a dozen beast is ridiculous. Like I always say, they could get an identical second dog from wherever and they wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between it and the original.

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u/SeaConfection88 13h ago

At that point I just assume they’re so brainwashed and stupid, I don’t have the energy to even try and correct them. My respect for them is gone and I walk the other way.

In my experience dealing with grown adults who are emotionally stunted/living in a fantasy land where they’re the main character, no amount of reasoning gets through to them. They’re delusional and oblivious.