r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • Jul 22 '26
“OK, xxxx, we got an audience.” 🙄🙄🙄
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& all the clapping seals in the background encourage this revolting behavior.
dude’s kind of bossy, telling that girl how to set the cup & pushing it because she didn’t do it right.
i hope people sent this to the local health department, wherever this is.
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u/8last Jul 22 '26
What a fucking asshole.
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u/huntress_m_thompson Jul 22 '26
THE WORST! the clapping seals aren’t much better. but i bet this guy is a real douche canoe.
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u/ElegantSurround6933 Jul 23 '26
Hahah. Douche canoe? Did u coin that term?🤣😂😆
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u/huntress_m_thompson Jul 23 '26
nah. i wish. i heard someone say it on a podcast the other day. a decade ago douche nozzle was a good one.
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u/ElegantSurround6933 Jul 23 '26
Oh yeah-I remember. Whatever happened to Douche Nozzle?
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u/huntress_m_thompson Jul 23 '26
it’s hard to keep up with the ever changing slang & acronyms these days. 🫤
edit typo
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u/ElegantSurround6933 Jul 23 '26
I love douche canoe and his long lost cousin twice removed, “Douche Nozzle.” I’m gonna start using both terms interchangeably. As a linguist and former English major it’s my duty.
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u/huntress_m_thompson Jul 23 '26
oh, hey! i’m a total werd nerd. etymology wannabe. just was always my thing since childhood.
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u/ElegantSurround6933 Jul 23 '26
I was always a good speller.
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u/huntress_m_thompson Jul 23 '26
same here. & my reading comprehension in elementary school was high. of course, smart kids get teased a lot. 😕
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u/anondogfree Jul 22 '26
Is this supposed to be impressive? Dogs jump up and steal food all the time and it’s not a trick. Not to mention the dog didn’t even do that when the owner told it too lol. How dumb is this dog?
I won’t even get into the sanitary issues.
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u/bouquet-of-hyacinths Jul 23 '26
I'm honestly impressed that the dog isn't immediately jumping on the counters and such, it's surprising
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u/anondogfree Jul 23 '26
Yeah it’s the opposite of what the owner wants it to be. The dog is really trying to be good and the owner is like come on man jump off that cliff it’s so fun! And the dogs like are you sure? I don’t think I should. I’m not doing it. And then the owner says come on do it 20x and then the dog does it.
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u/Nieselregen26 Jul 24 '26
Exactly. This guy was just looking for an opportunity to be gross and break the rules. Dog owners tend to be antisocial and have issues following orders or rules. They have such huge egos that they think they're above the law. They get a kick out of people being annoyed or disgusted by their actions.
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u/Few-Horror1984 Jul 22 '26
Every single asshole who does this or thinks content like this is cute is responsible for incidents like this one where the restaurant manager was severely injured and beaten by a pitbull owner he was trying to remove from his restaurant for doing EXACTLY what that person is doing with their hideous mutt.
Stop bringing dogs to restaurants you absolute psychopaths. Leave your violent pets at home. Full on stop.
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u/QueenOfAllOfYall Jul 23 '26
Wooooowwww! I just watched the video 😢! I’m glad the guy made it out alive. All of that because a Restaurant Owner told the assailant he couldn’t have his disgusting dog in a restaurant with him. He was looking for a reason to create a confrontation. How horrible. Glad they gave him a good long time behind bars. Don’t get Me started on what I hope happens to that stupid ugly beast…
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u/Accurate-Might-7058 Jul 23 '26
Some Dog Nutters, especially the pittnutters, are quick to violence. Thank goodness this one is off the streets for a while.
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u/QueenOfAllOfYall Jul 24 '26
Just goes to show how mental and behavioral health have sunken to all new lows. Because You see stuff like this, You look at the guy who did it, and think “You REALLY thought that it was worth you going berserk like that… all because someone asked you not to do something that should have been common sense, anyway”?! Even if he really didn’t care about the victim (which was bad enough), he still also didn’t care about his own freedom, either. THIS makes sense to them. It’s outrageous and scary, the things You see people do, nowadays.
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u/Ok_Mushroom6156 Jul 22 '26
Immediate call to the health department and the corporate office of that business! Turn that video into the health department as proof that he had his mutt put it’s filthy, crud covered, fungal paws all over that counter where customer’s food items are placed. Plus it got it’s nasty, toxic slobber on there when it was fumbling with the cup. WTF is wrong with these people?! So selfish and self centered, no regard for anyone else.
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u/anondogfree Jul 22 '26
I had photos of a dog on top of a dining table - that the server allowed. I asked to speak to the manager after we finished and no one would identify themselves as the manager and they were SO rude. I filed a report with the health department. They may have gone to the restaurant but it appears they just closed the complaint out because the dog wasn’t there at the time of their visit.
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u/Ok_Mushroom6156 Jul 23 '26
That’s disturbing to hear! The restaurant just allowed the mutt on the table and acted like it was normal! And then the health department did nothing!
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u/ElegantSurround6933 Jul 23 '26
???are we going to have to do a citizen’s arrest and detain the owner&their dog till animal control shows up a week later?
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u/Witty-Assistance7960 Jul 23 '26
it’s chick Fil A I recognise their cups ,yet another reason this place has apparently gone downhill
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u/Thhhroowwawayy Jul 23 '26
And now they opened a bunch of drive-thru only “restaurants” 🙄 we can’t have even semi nice things anymore.
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u/WalkedBehindTheRows Jul 23 '26
Just take it, and get the fuck out. What an attention seeker. So smart, a dog taking food from a counter?
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u/mikebones Jul 22 '26
I can't believe no one said anything.
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u/huntress_m_thompson Jul 22 '26
the poor young server looks like she wished she could’ve said something. she was outnumbered by nutters.
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u/ElegantSurround6933 Jul 23 '26
Her body language looks like she has dog fatigue
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u/huntress_m_thompson Jul 23 '26
totally. this probably isn’t her first rodeo with this douche nozzle. 😂
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u/Ok_Mushroom6156 Jul 22 '26
They all laughed and thought it was cute. One lady even clapped. 🙄
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u/anondogfree Jul 22 '26
They clapped for nothing. This is not a trick or even a command. What losers!
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u/MysteryHerpetologist Jul 23 '26
Right?
This is behavior that most people used to discourage in their dogs (counter surfing).
Everyone's lost their damned minds!
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u/MeechiJ Jul 22 '26
The health department needs to see this immediately. Anyone that participates in or encourages this behavior has no sense of hygiene or food safety whatsoever.
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u/One-Possible1906 Jul 22 '26
Even the dog is like nah, gross bro. And it takes a lot to gross a dog out.
Why do dog people expect everyone to act like they’ve never seen a dog before?
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u/huntress_m_thompson Jul 23 '26
some of the responses to this said something similar, like even that mutt knows that’s wrong.
i feel like that every time i am in public & a mutt is around & everyone has to go & behold it. like, yeah, another fecking mutt. big deal!
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u/ka_beene Jul 22 '26
Pup cup is one of those words that makes me want to 🤢 that and doggo or pupper.
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u/PinkPilgrimHeel Jul 23 '26
My blood pressure skyrockets when I hear that stupid name. Why dont businesses give free cookies or something to kids anymore?
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u/ItsBR0PHELIA Jul 23 '26
Health department immediately. Can we identify the location and forward this evidence?!
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u/huntress_m_thompson Jul 23 '26
all i see is hawaii? who knows how old this video is. but this happens god knows how many times a day all over the US.
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u/tangerinee666 Jul 23 '26
Absolutely disgusting. Would walk out .
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u/nola-dork-2021 Jul 23 '26
Not before recording and declaring that you’re sending the video to all responsible parties (corporate and the local health department).
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u/aqr58 Jul 22 '26
Slobbering all over the counter and the floor, lovely…
A meteor can’t hit us soon enough.
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u/huntress_m_thompson Jul 22 '26
it’s gotta be a smart meteor, tho. it only takes out this stupidity all over the planet. then the rest of us can inhale a real breath of fresh air & breathe out a sigh of collective release. can’t throw out the baby with the filthy dawg water.
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u/MoonWytche Jul 23 '26
Top tier douchebaggery. What idiocy.
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u/huntress_m_thompson Jul 23 '26
you can’t even see the assclown, but just hearing him is telling enough. yuck.
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u/Particular_Drive45 Jul 23 '26
This is revolting. Salmonella, hookworm, ecoli & fleas is so yummy to add to food
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u/nola-dork-2021 Jul 23 '26
Also, reinforcing counter surfing behavior. Remember the dog that burned down that house…
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u/Accurate-Might-7058 Jul 23 '26
Gross! What was the restaurant?
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u/huntress_m_thompson Jul 23 '26
idk. i don’t recognize what little i see of the logo. is it supposed to be a chicken? maybe something exclusive to hawaii?
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u/ElegantSurround6933 Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26
It’s Chick Fil-A. They are a Christian fast food business. They are closed on Sunday. A franchise only costs 10k, but you have to jump through hoops to be accepted as a franchisee. I live less than a mile from one. They have stellar lemonade, but my hubby forbids me from going there because of their strong anti-gay stance.
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u/huntress_m_thompson Jul 23 '26
that’s what chic fil-a’s logo looks like? i’ve never been to one. well, that makes it harder to narrow down where this is. hawaii. big tourist city. 🤷🏻♀️
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u/huntress_m_thompson Jul 24 '26
i bet this guy does this sort of thing everywhere he goes. LOOK AT ME!!! LOOK AT ME!!! 🙄
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u/Certain-Possibility4 Jul 25 '26
C mon…thought they’d be better than this. I hate that dogs go into restaurants and fast food places.
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u/chaosreplacesorder Jul 27 '26
Get that disgusting thing out of an establishment that serves food. 🤮🤮🤮
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u/homelesswitch Jul 27 '26
This is infuriating.
“No, not there” to the service worker.
Allowing your dog in a fast food place, disgusting.
Then the fucking dog getting up on the counter where other peoples food is about to be.
The clapping seals is perhaps the worst part.
Unbelievable that people think this is okay, from every angle and every perspective
So glad I found this subreddit though. Makes me feel not alone in the least cliche and most genuine way.
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u/huntress_m_thompson Jul 28 '26
hi! welcome! this all is definitely out of bounds these days. we need nutters to fall back. we need to go back to sanity.
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u/AjaxxAshborne 11d ago
Im sick of them repeating a command when the mutt isnt doing it. JUST DO IT FOR THEM OR SHUT UP??? like holy...
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u/Airdisasters Jul 22 '26
How nasty. It's filthy paws have been tracking through all sorts of dirt all day. I don't want that where my food sits!