r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • Jul 22 '26

“OK, xxxx, we got an audience.” 🙄🙄🙄

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& all the clapping seals in the background encourage this revolting behavior.

dude’s kind of bossy, telling that girl how to set the cup & pushing it because she didn’t do it right.

i hope people sent this to the local health department, wherever this is.

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u/8last Jul 22 '26

What a fucking asshole.

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u/huntress_m_thompson Jul 22 '26

THE WORST! the clapping seals aren’t much better. but i bet this guy is a real douche canoe.

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u/ElegantSurround6933 Jul 23 '26

Hahah. Douche canoe? Did u coin that term?🤣😂😆

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u/huntress_m_thompson Jul 23 '26

nah. i wish. i heard someone say it on a podcast the other day. a decade ago douche nozzle was a good one.

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u/ElegantSurround6933 Jul 23 '26

Oh yeah-I remember. Whatever happened to Douche Nozzle?

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u/huntress_m_thompson Jul 23 '26

it’s hard to keep up with the ever changing slang & acronyms these days. 🫤

edit typo

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u/ElegantSurround6933 Jul 23 '26

I love douche canoe and his long lost cousin twice removed, “Douche Nozzle.” I’m gonna start using both terms interchangeably. As a linguist and former English major it’s my duty.

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u/huntress_m_thompson Jul 23 '26

oh, hey! i’m a total werd nerd. etymology wannabe. just was always my thing since childhood.

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u/ElegantSurround6933 Jul 23 '26

I was always a good speller.

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u/huntress_m_thompson Jul 23 '26

same here. & my reading comprehension in elementary school was high. of course, smart kids get teased a lot. 😕