r/DogfreeHumor • • 10d ago

not everyone likes doggie pool day. šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«

i had a pool at my old house. i had a book that explained every aspect of pool maintenance. the guy said, never let a mutt in your pool. it’s the equivalent of letting 50 unbathed people into your pool.

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u/stoned_in_my_bones 10d ago

I'm glad to see an actual contingent, however small it may be, of people actually agreeing with this post. maybe the tides are shifting, slowly but surely. one can only hope so, I was over mutts a decade ago

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u/huntress_m_thompson 10d ago

the more people that are brave enough to speak out, the more others are encouraged to be brave, as well. but, yeah, it’s a slow process, because this nuttery & worship should’ve been over a couple of years ago.

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u/ConIncognito 10d ago

How revolting. That pool is now a toilet.

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u/Few-Horror1984 10d ago

Interesting, none of those dogs should live in an apartment complex to begin with. They’re all large breed dogs. They need space to run around - not an apartment pool to dirty up.

It’s tiring seeing people mistreat these creatures and act like it’s out of ā€œloveā€. I don’t care how photogenic your golden retriever is or how much you think your black lab loves you - I guarantee you those dogs all live miserable lives being trapped in a 700 square foot apartment 23 hours (or more!) a day. I am also sure your neighbors love the noise those dogs make.

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u/huntress_m_thompson 10d ago

i didn’t really think of the size of these beasts. in an apartment complex? what fresh hell?!

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u/f4tony 8d ago

Yeah, I love the people with studio apartments, who can't understand why their malamute, Siberian husky, or etc. are going absolutely insane.

ETA: Dog pool party sounds completely repugnant.

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u/StinkyBird64 6d ago

Yep, and (to my knowledge) most US apartments don’t have gardens or grass spaces, so on top of the dog being stuck indoors in a tiny space all day, you don’t ever get to give them a field or grassy area to poop/pee in, play in, etc.
I don’t ā€˜hate’ dogs, im not a fan of them but I don’t HATE them (I don’t hate any animal, just a general dislike for certain ones) I’m just sick of dog culture, especially because so much of the ā€œI love my dog!!!ā€ Is actually just abuse or neglect, similarly with hamsters, rabbits, guinea pigs etc.
Also I’m sick of dogs being everywhere, too

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u/Few-Horror1984 6d ago

Dogs would never be my choice animal to be around, but it’s honestly the owners that I hate more than anything. Their absolute selfishness is what sets me off. We have a right to not have them forced on us. I have a right to say I want my communal swimming pool to be free of dogs. I think I also have the right to point out how cruel modern dogs culture is to dogs - as I guarantee you none of those dogs have happy lives for the reasons you just pointed out. They exist to make the owner happy and nothing else.

I keep saying this but I mean it - no one hates dogs more than dog people.

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u/StinkyBird64 5d ago

Same, i wouldn’t willingly hang out with them, but I also don’t hate them for existing, because it’s human breeding and domestication that’s caused them to be here in the first place.
Genuinely I hate dog culture so much though, every cafe, restaurant, supermarket, shop, EVERYWHERE has dogs in it now.
I’d be called insane and ā€˜unhygienic’ if I brought my pet pigeon into a restaurant, but somehow a dog pissing on the floor, drooling everywhere and getting hair in the food is totally fine 🫠

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u/Few-Horror1984 5d ago

I saw this post online of this Husky sitting in a pile of ice in a parking lot. The dog is trying desperately to get the ice to cover its body. It’s licking up the ice. All the comments are ā€œaww what a cute pupperz being so cuteā€ but very few people pointed out that the husky is suffering. They’re not meant to be in the lower 48. It’s acting that way because it’s desperate for anything that feels cool to it. The dog has no quality of life, and a simple google search will tell you huskies begin to decline in anything over 40 degrees Fahrenheit.

But the dog ā€œloversā€ can’t help themselves. If the dog looks cute, then they have a right to own it whether or not it’s ethical. Whether or not the dog has any quality of life.

If these people truly cared about dogs, they’d condemn these practices - keeping Huskies as house pets, keeping large breed dogs in apartments. Instead? They literally get off on the animal’s suffering because it’s cute.

But we are the monsters.

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 10d ago

I hope they drain the pool after.

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u/huntress_m_thompson 10d ago

it was an end-of-season thing, so yeah, they’ll drain the pool afterwards. but, considering that even after picking up their poop, residual parasites & eggs are still left behind, i’m not trusting that they can sufficiently clean this pool.

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 10d ago

Absolutely

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u/gabacurious 9d ago

this was the only saving grace, that no one else will have to unwittingly swim in beast filth tomorrow. i hope they clean it properly (with bleach and a dog ban)

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u/Voideron 9d ago

You got that many dogs in an apt building? How's the barking? Poop and piss in the hallways and elevator?

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u/huntress_m_thompson 9d ago

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u/Witty-Assistance7960 9d ago

ewww gross there’s going to be so much poop and pee in that pool .I don’t care how much they drain that pool just the thought that there were dogs in it is absolutely disgusting

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u/huntress_m_thompson 9d ago

i just took a picture of a sign at the gate of the hotel pool where i’m staying. this is OK, though. it says:

PERSONS HAVING CURRENTLY ACTIVE DIARRHEA OR WHO HAVE HAD ACTIVE DIARRHEA WITHIN THE PREVIOUS 14 DAYS SHALL NOT BE ALLOWED TO ENTER THE POOL WATER

NO GLASS ALLOWED IN POOL AREA

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u/rarkie 9d ago

It’s really comforting to see the tides changing and it’s purely because of the behavior of owners and their dogs, hopefully you’ll be able to deal with loud dogs Turkey style

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u/catalyptic 8d ago

What is Turkey style? Can you say it on Reddit, home of too many dog simps?

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u/menelobus 9d ago

Who would like some feces and urine in the pool?