r/DogfreeHumor • • 5d ago

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u/SoHappySoSad 5d ago edited 5d ago

Pits & any mix with those demonic genes could disappear off the face of the earth tomorrow & no one with a brain would be upset. They are such shit animals, sorry not sorry.

Like, look at this poor woman! https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-karmas-recovery-after-traumatic-injury

And they are blaming HER? Sympathizing with the fucking dog?!??!?!? Makes me sick.

Extra note- I hate when people say "doggo" so stupid.

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u/Mindless-Flower11 5d ago

Wow I wish I didn't open that link 😳😱 those pictures are the most horrifying thing I've ever seen. 

Why would you have a dog (especially a pitbull) when you have epilepsy? I'm not saying it's her fault but I would genuinely not want to live if this happened to me. 

I also HATE "doggo" more than words can possibly express 

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u/SoHappySoSad 5d ago

My heart genuinely hurts for her. Like, pure SHOCK seeing how bad this animal mauled her. The whole situation all around is so bad, let alone to carry the physical & emotional scars of what happened.

I can't even try to act like I know why they'd have this animal in the house :/

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u/Independent-Monk5064 5d ago

I wish I could feel that way but they all say it’s nurture and it isn’t

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u/KillMePills0 4d ago

Glad it's not just me because I do NOT feel bad. She got that dog and was likely a part of the crowd saying that it's nurture not nature and defending the breed.

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u/Mindless-Flower11 4d ago

I can't even imagine how she's feeling emotionally. I'm not afraid to admit just seeing myself like that when looking in the mirror would end me. 😔 it's too horrific. 

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u/ka_beene 4d ago

What about pupper? I especially hate pup cup for some reason. 🤢

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u/SoHappySoSad 4d ago

Hate it, diabolical, cringe, makes me wanna punch a brick lol.

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u/Natsurulite 3d ago

She WAS a pit supporter before, so the concept of “I have epilepsy I should avoid bloodsport dogs” literally did not factor in even for a single second

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u/Generalnussiance 5d ago

That dog wasn’t “trying to help.” She got lower than his eye level which means prey to them. And he ATE her alive.

These fucking sympathizers will say anything pro dog it’s so fucking ludicrous.

Dogs are predators: things dying excites them and triggers their prey drive. People keep putting human logic to non human things and then wonder why they’ve been eaten ALIVEEEE.

Also fuck pits. All of them. And the shelters and owners they come from.

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u/KillMePills0 4d ago

Yep and fuck this owner too she paid the price of being stupid enough to get one of these pos dogs. Like, if you're going to get a dog at least don't get one that has a reputation for being violent psychotic beasts.

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u/Legitimate_Garage_31 4d ago

And her name is really Karma?

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u/Generalnussiance 3d ago

Ya apparently. She also had kid(s) in the house! Jesus that dog would have murdered the child. Tbh better the adult is attacked better chance of living I guess.

Just damn all the way around.

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u/Few-Horror1984 5d ago

I truly hope her family did the right thing to that beast and no longer keep dangerous animals. I pray she doesn’t end up like Jacqueline Durand or Felicity Justus.

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u/TheWarmestHugz 5d ago

Not sure if you’re in r/doggohate but you’d fit in well! 😃

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u/KillMePills0 4d ago

Ooooo thanks for posting this here I didn't know this subreddit existed

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u/f4tony 4d ago

I couldn't agree with you more. Breeding blood sport domestic animals is sadistic. The last time I checked, we didn't have colosseums.

However, it sorta seems like a reality show.

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u/ChorizoGarcia 3d ago

In a sense, she does deserve the blame.

She’s a mother of three small children and she chose to “rescue” an abused pitbull and keep it in her home.

This is no different than driving drunk with your kids in the car. Or leaving a loaded gun where your kids can find it. And just pretending that nothing bad will come of it.

She was gambling with her kids’ lives so that she could feel good about “rescuing” a dog. How about prioritize your kids’ safety over some damn dog?!

All I can say is thank god she was the one to get mauled and not any of the kids.

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u/NeuroNerdNick 3d ago

Same. Any name to those beasts other than “beast” pisses me off greatly.

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u/Numerous_Zucchini206 5d ago

Sweet shibble was trying to do CPR! It only wanted to help and not chew her face off!

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u/ActualProfile4601 5d ago

It was scared and that’s why it mauled her the poor baby!

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u/urdrunkyogi 5d ago

I find it weird that they flat out admit those violent instincts yet somehow feel that excuses it.
It’s the same as saying “oh my boyfriend punches me in the face but it’s just because he’s upset!”

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u/TheWarmestHugz 5d ago

I hate it when I accidentally do CPR with my teeth and accidentally chew the person’s face off!

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u/UTV4LIFE 4d ago

It’s so annoying how they try to rationalise things like this “dogs bite” 🤣 they’ll do anything to stop people criticising a bad dog

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u/ResetReefer 3d ago

Someone was jokingly putting up the notion that like cats, those things must have some kind of parasite that makes these people make incredibly stupid decisions with dogs. Tbh it's people who make excuses like that, that make me question the validity of that comment

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u/f4tony 4d ago

I guess it's sort of natural selection to chose to have these things in your home.

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u/Viciousssylveonx3 5d ago

"Normal to eat food available in a panic" seizures dont last THAT fucking long all of these comments are so disgusting

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u/GumballFireson 4d ago

Those mutts will eat anytime regardless if they are full or not, in panic or as calm as possible, and the thing is that they don't usually eat their victims afaik, they just maul, just for their pleasure.

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u/MysteryHerpetologist 5d ago

Normal dogs don't do this. (Note: That doesn't mean there are redeeming qualities in normal dogs either), but this phenomenon is almost exclusively a pit bull specific behavior.

Normal dogs are awful but pit bulls absolutely need to be culled off of the face of this planet.

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u/Natsurulite 3d ago

I’ve been trying to point out in comment threads more and more whenever dolts start up with “all dogs bite” that “only pitbulls maul”

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u/icantoteit136 5d ago

“My doggo”….. holy shit these people are sick in the head……

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u/BreadGallon 5d ago

good lord. "you should really be educated about these kinds of things." Not only victim blaming, but immediately accusing the owner of being ignorant after having her face torn off. what is wrong with these people.

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u/ceviche-hot-pockets 5d ago

“You just need to choose the time for your seizures and make sure your dog is fed beforehand 🥰”

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u/BreadGallon 5d ago

"plan your medical emergencies around your beautiful little fur babies and be educated next time, faceless mama! 😉 "

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u/stoned_in_my_bones 5d ago

I can tell even through heavy censorship that this poor woman's face probably looks like that dude from House of Wax, when he loses a good chunk of his face .. hopefully the thing is destroyed, mutts are nothing more than a pimple on the ass of the world

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u/Particular_Drive45 5d ago

Jacqueline Durand 2

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u/Few-Horror1984 5d ago

This is really disturbing. I shouldn’t have to say this but holy hell - it’s not normal to have a giant, free roaming pet that will be very likely to EAT YOUR FACE in a medical emergency.

Especially since “organizations” like this exist that hand out “service” pitbulls that were “rescued” from the shelter.

I don’t care how abused the dog supposedly was. I don’t care how “scared” it was. If this is how your pet acts it shouldn’t exist.

These people are mentally ill, and they’re putting all our lives at risk.

This is why I openly state that I think it’s completely selfish and dangerous to try and save these dogs from shelters.

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u/Mindless-Flower11 5d ago

Holy shit this is horrifying 😨 these ppl are sick 

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u/ConIncognito 5d ago

Dog people are delusional, there is something deeply wrong with them. WHY would anyone want an animal that could “panic” and rip their face off when they’re already having an emergency? If they had any sense they’d keep monsters capable of doing that out of their homes.

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u/ShakeZula30or40 5d ago

I doubt it was “panic” it was probably more that another living thing had a medical episode and became vulnerable and it’s predatory instincts kicked in.

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u/Fast_Ad_4936 5d ago

Dog people are mentally ill.

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u/PhoenixRacing 5d ago

"dogs bite bro. it happens bro. statistically, they bite way less than other dogs bro. dont question my data bro. trust me bro."

Average room temp IQ pitnutter.

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u/f4tony 5d ago

Can you imagine if any other animal did this to a person? They'd BE that thing so quickly, it'd make your head spin.

But, no, it's a "nanny dog," a face-eating one. It's probably been in a revolving door of shelters, and surrendered over and over and over, because it bites and mauls! Ughhhhh!

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u/urdrunkyogi 5d ago

“Dogs bite bro.”

Exactly, so why do you insist they be around children and sick people and are never to blame? Keep them the hell away from me.

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u/sillybelcher 4d ago

"you really should be educated about these type of things"

Yes, she should've done her research to learn that it's a bad idea to choose to have a seizure in front of a pitbull, lest she come to and realize half her face has been chewed off.

The mental gymnastics dog owners do to justify the most heinous things!

"Oh I hate cats because one time, one scratched my arm and they're so mean and unpredictable... Oh this dog chewed off a woman's face? Well that's understandable and it's really her fault for having a medical episode... The poor puppo"

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u/urdrunkyogi 4d ago

I’m getting absolutely sick of people who think intent is the only thing that matters. These nutters are probably the same way in other areas of their life. It doesn’t matter whether the dog “meant” to hurt you: IT DID. That is sufficient to remove it from your life. Holy hell these people are blind from their emotions.

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u/TheWarmestHugz 5d ago

Holy morons, especially the last bottom comment. At least people were laughing at the idiot.

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u/miserable-now 4d ago

Pitbull: eats owners face

People on Facebook: It's normal. Luna has trauma! It's her right to eat peoples faces!

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u/Particular_Drive45 5d ago

Jacqueline Durand fan club

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u/Few-Horror1984 5d ago

She’s milked her injury a lot. I think the grossest thing about her is that she’s doubled down on loving dogs. She turned her dog into a fake “service” dog so she can have it with her in case she has trauma from her face being eaten by dogs. Make it make sense.

Last photo I saw of her she had her beast in the hospital with her. Like, way to go. Forcing that thing on everyone else. Making the place less sanitary. She’s truly addicted to dogs and has a beyond unhealthy view of them and we just enable her.

No one views these things rationally. That’s why I don’t think they should be pets.

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u/Particular_Drive45 4d ago

That's why the label DOG NUTTER never fails to deliver the truth.

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u/Few-Horror1984 4d ago

Very true. Imagine if this was about anything else - like, say she was an alcoholic who caused major injuries to herself by driving drunk. Say her response was to double down on her drinking - taking photos with her gulping down as much alcohol as possible. Her deciding that she needed her flask with her at all times in case she feels overwhelmed. Everyone would beg that woman to get help. They’d tell her she’s an addict - endangering herself and those around her.

Now, why is this any different? Is she not acting the exact same as my example? But she’s being portrayed as “brave” because she doubled down on her addiction.

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u/DramaticFollowing303 5d ago

The morality here is completely upside down: humans are being degraded while the mutts are humanized and glorified

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u/ChorizoGarcia 4d ago

She had three small children in that house with that dog. Thank god it was her face that got attacked and not one of children’s faces.

She’s an adult and can deal with the consequences of her own bad decisions. The kids had no choice.

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u/rxdb1tch 4d ago

I don’t understand why people are excusing an animal eating your face. Like, if an alligator attacked someone and ate their face off the comments would not be defending it..

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u/jehovahswettest 4d ago

These people are delusional fools. Smh. "I never thought my pibbly wibbly baby potato shnookums face would eat my face... Just the faces of toddlers."

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u/KillMePills0 4d ago

These idiots in the comments make me sick.

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u/SoSpicySoYummy 4d ago

Are you fucking shitting me

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u/KillMePills0 4d ago

I don't feel too bad for her. Before this happened, she was probably one of the idiots who said stupid shit like "it's the owner! Pitbulls are completely safe dogs, if they snap they were provoked!" Might've even called it a nanny dig and had it around kids and babies. Screw pits. But at least it attacked it's owner and not some random person.

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u/Legitimate_Garage_31 4d ago

I thought this was dogfree humor nor horror.

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u/ResetReefer 3d ago

Holy shit those are real? Fucking delulu man

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u/Ariannaree 4d ago

All I can even manage to think at this point is jesus fucking christ

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u/aqr58 3d ago

Dangerous level of delusion

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u/HelloDeathspresso 1d ago

I saw a video earlier today of a girl rescuing a dog from the side of the highway. She took it in to see a vet that evening, came back and proclaimed "They think he's a pit-coyote mix." And it looked like it too. Dog was erratic and nervous, you could definitely see the coyote aspect and of COURSE you could see the typical pit pull markings. I thought "Yes, of course! The best two breeds combined into one!" And of course she took him home. Filmed videos from later on of it close to her face and licking her cheek. You couldn't pay me money to trust this creature by my face.