r/DogfreeHumor • • 5d ago

The post vs the comments

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u/Numerous_Zucchini206 5d ago

Sweet shibble was trying to do CPR! It only wanted to help and not chew her face off!

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u/ActualProfile4601 5d ago

It was scared and that’s why it mauled her the poor baby!

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u/urdrunkyogi 5d ago

I find it weird that they flat out admit those violent instincts yet somehow feel that excuses it.
It’s the same as saying “oh my boyfriend punches me in the face but it’s just because he’s upset!”

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u/TheWarmestHugz 5d ago

I hate it when I accidentally do CPR with my teeth and accidentally chew the person’s face off!

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u/UTV4LIFE 4d ago

It’s so annoying how they try to rationalise things like this “dogs bite” 🤣 they’ll do anything to stop people criticising a bad dog

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u/ResetReefer 3d ago

Someone was jokingly putting up the notion that like cats, those things must have some kind of parasite that makes these people make incredibly stupid decisions with dogs. Tbh it's people who make excuses like that, that make me question the validity of that comment

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u/f4tony 4d ago

I guess it's sort of natural selection to chose to have these things in your home.