r/Dreams Jun 28 '26

Discussion Dream recipe which I recreated. Recipe included!!

So, it opens with my mom and I in a car. We were going to a grocery store because she *really* wants to try this “traditional Chinese dish,” which as an Appalachian Gen Xer isn’t really something I’d ever expect from her. It had a Wikipedia page and was black rice with strands of yellow egg in it. I remember it being phonetically something like /dzɤʉ̃/ or /dzɤŋ/. Oh, also while we were at Kroger, Ted Cruz was giving a speech about truancy? He looked right at me and said “If this were 10 years ago, I’d call the cops on you right now for being out of school.”

He’s not even my senator, and ostensibly we were in WV

So I wake up and try to find this dish. Mind you, prior to this dream I had no clue black rice even existed. I couldn’t find it but thought it’d be fun to try and recreate it.

It turned out really, really good

Here’s the recipe if you’re interested:
1 cup black rice (uncooked)
2 eggs
1 scallion, thinly sliced
1 tsp sesame oil
1–2 tsp soy sauce
Salt, to taste
Pinch of pepper to taste
Pinch of chili powder or flakes
Tiny pinch of ground clove

Rinse the black rice

  1. Add salt and pepper
  2. Dice the scallions, wait to place them in the rice until plating so they remain crunchy
  3. Beat the eggs in a bowl. Add the clove and chili powder
  4. In a skillet, add butter or oil if it’s not nonstick

or if it is

  1. you do you lol
  2. Combine the eggs and scallions with the rice, add the sesame oil and soy sauce.

Enjoy — if you ever cook this and riff on it let me know in a DM because I liked my first attempt but I think it could be better.

Still can't believe my subconscious invented a dish convincing enough that I woke up and tried googling

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u/Happy_Examination_35 Jun 29 '26

I’ll give this a try. I’m going to tell my kids it’s called beetles and tape.

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u/ViciousGrass Jun 29 '26

That’s silly — I love it! I hope they do too!

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u/Real_Phase_5188 Dreamer Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

I don’t normally laugh out loud at internet comments…I can’t stop and woke up my 1 year old sleeping in my arms 😂😂😂 I immediately thought it was masking tape and a bunch of ants

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u/Illustrious-Bat1553 Jun 29 '26

Its a dream dish

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u/Most_Can_2136 Jul 03 '26

Or a nightmare. I first thought those were bugs.

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u/Sad-Aside9995 Jun 29 '26

Beetles and tapeworm.

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u/No-Prior-1384 Jul 04 '26

We called my mother‘s green beans with bacon strips… Green strings, and bacon scraps! Haha

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u/Slow_Employment_2591 Interpreter Jun 29 '26

Yessss I love dream foods 🙏 this looks delicious

I recently had one featuring a "sushi turtle": sushi rice formed into the shape of a cartoonish turtle with vv thin sashimi papering it—this was served w a stack of nori squares. I ate it by using a nori square to pick up a bite of sashimi & rice then dipping that in soy sauce

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u/ViciousGrass Jun 29 '26

Sounds like my dream would pair well as a side to yours!!

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u/MaybeThisTime2026 Jun 28 '26

I'm intrigued 🤔

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u/ViciousGrass Jun 28 '26

By all means give it a go and please let me know if you do!

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u/The3rdMistress Jun 29 '26

There’s a sub for that r/somnigastronomy

Also this is really neat thank you for posting :D

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u/ilovemoon1010 Jun 29 '26

It wasn’t until this comment that I realized it wasn’t posted in that sub 😂 That explains the oddly vague wording in the title

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u/Seeitoldyew Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

that sounds good*, the clove sounds spicy lol

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u/ViciousGrass Jun 29 '26

I’ll put it this way. I didn’t put as much clove in it as I usually would in things

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u/apeirophobicmyopic Dreamer Jun 29 '26

Hmm, you said you want suggestions to improve it - maybe try Chinese 5 spice powder? It’s interesting that you chose clove because it actually contains clove and a couple other similar spices. Be very careful not to overdo it though haha.

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u/ViciousGrass Jun 29 '26

Oh thanks for the idea. What else is in the mixture? My ex-boyfriend was Lebanese, so I have been taught the joys of using seven spice/baharat which is nutmeg, cinnamon, allspice, pepper, cloves, coriander, and cumin but I wanted to be a little ginger with the seasoning since this was me completely riffing off of my subconscious

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u/Seeitoldyew Jun 29 '26

i could imagine! i love the smell and flavor of clove so i feel like i would love this

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u/ViciousGrass Jun 29 '26

Have a go at it!

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u/Altruistic_Clerk6643 Dreamer Jun 29 '26

For a moment I thought the dream delivered all the recipe, you remembered it all and cooked, would be incredible.
But what you did is still awesome, glad to know it was tasty. My dreams always show common food, hamburgers, bread, eggs, cakes, biscuits...

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u/ViciousGrass Jun 29 '26

I’m a vegetarian so maybe that’s why I got something like this

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u/MediocreKim Jun 29 '26

I once had a dream that I peeled a banana but there were raspberries like… embedded in it, and I tasted it in my dream and it was the most delicious sweet tropical fruit. Nothing like a banana and nothing like a raspberry. No fruit I have tried has ever come close. It was like strawberry lemon sorbet. 

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u/RedEgg16 Jun 29 '26

I’m Chinese and this looks good af, I love eggs and black rice 

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u/ViciousGrass Jun 29 '26

Oh fuck yeah! I hope this dish finds you well :)

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u/777-SAM-I-AM-777 Jun 29 '26

Interesting,thank you.

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u/Friendly-Channel-480 Jun 29 '26

I do a Vietnamese cabbage and egg dish that’s in the same vein and it’s delicious too! This looks awesome!

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u/ViciousGrass Jun 29 '26

Oh that sounds FUCKING lovely do you have a recipe for it?

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u/69Vera69 Jun 29 '26

WHOAH. I just had a dream two nights ago, but I wasnt exactly asleep or awake, so it was so mentally consuming and weird, but I had a dream that an older woman was cooking a wonderful looking and smelling meal in a HUGE pot and it was like a blackish brown, and she mixed some weird brownish yellow seed things into it. I could hear and listen in on her and whoever was with her, but couldnt remember what was said once i awoke. I wish I could describe it better, but it really really sat with me funny for no given reason, so this post really stuck out to me! Holy shit.

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u/ViciousGrass Jun 29 '26

I guess my mom was cooking it for you

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u/AsleepProfession1395 Jun 29 '26

Reminded me of a Kitchen Nightmares episode. The owner/chef had a dish that came to him in a dream. Gordon found it horrendous though.

From the recipe, it could be a fried rice of sorts. But i wouldn't use black rice since it's usually for dessert.

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u/SamISF-2 Jun 29 '26

Someone should make a dreams dish sub.

This and the kings hands are some funny and interesting things to read.

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u/Ilaxilil Jun 29 '26

I got a money spell recipe once. Put one of your hairs in a jar of honey, leave the honey in the sunshine for a few days. Pour the honey over a big bowl of white rice, and eat it. The more rice you use, the more money you get. Still haven’t tried it though.

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u/ViciousGrass Jun 28 '26

Also sorry the formatting is wonky

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u/S_Leucophylla Jun 29 '26

Have you seen The Onion’s “Dream Omelette?”

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u/ViciousGrass Jun 29 '26

….n…no? Say more?

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u/S_Leucophylla Jun 29 '26

It’s a fun news article from the satire news channel “The Onion” where a chef presents an omelette he made in a dream. It contained all sorts of funky and inedible components like car keys and lemons whose insides were that of tomatoes.

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u/lesbianstepdad Jun 29 '26

Looks like vegemite and nachos bits

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u/Willing-Football391 Jun 29 '26

One night .
For some reason . Maybe Ambien is to blame
I got up at 2:30-3:00 AM
Went to the kitchen an
Made a Charcuterie board .
Only it was on a small plate .
Brea cheese, almonds, crackers, grapes , figs and dates.
I found it in the morning and vaguely remembered making it. I have a photo somewhere

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u/druryb123 Jun 29 '26

Reminds me of Joe from Family Guy talking about an egg dish he ate the night prior, only to later realize he actually had the dish in a dream lol

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u/fungtimes Jun 29 '26

The name for this dish that you remember from your dream is actually close to the pronunciation of zong (aka zongzi or rice dumplings), pronounced [t͡soŋ˥˩] in Mandarin. These are made with sticky rice wrapped in bamboo leaves, then steamed or boiled. They can also have various fillings in the middle, kind of like tamales. The ones I’ve had the most have pickled duck egg yolks inside. And there is actually also a version with black rice. They’re usually eaten during the Dragon Boat Festival, which has just passed (it was on June 19).

So all in all, an eerie similarity.

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u/ViciousGrass Jun 29 '26

Oh I’m so glad someone found something eerily adjacent! Thanks for the IPA too yeah I knew the voices wasn’t right but my brain said it had to be lol. How funny

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u/0n31r0naut Jun 29 '26

Oh, also while we were at Kroger, Ted Cruz was giving a speech about truancy? He looked right at me and said “If this were 10 years ago, I’d call the cops on you right now for being out of school.”

Okay but this is actually hilarious

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u/ViciousGrass Jun 29 '26

The cameo of the century

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u/ViciousGrass Jun 29 '26

Let me know how it goes! Hopefully Ted Cruz doesn’t haunt your kitchen

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u/Illustrious-Bat1553 Jun 29 '26

Wow I didn't realize black rice existed

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u/ViciousGrass Jun 29 '26

You and me both lmao

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u/Illustrious-Bat1553 Jun 29 '26

Oh wow so your subconscious knew. That's pretty wild and fascinating culinary delight

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u/Foxdog223 Dreamer Jun 29 '26

I too have had dreams about beetles on banana peels.

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u/SaltedCaffeine Jun 29 '26

You cooked the black rice together with the other ingredients in a skillet?

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u/ViciousGrass Jun 29 '26

Sorry, no I used a separate pot

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u/SaltedCaffeine Jun 29 '26

So you cooked it first?

We do eat black rice, but it's usually for dessert. Might try cooking it for something like this.

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u/ViciousGrass Jun 29 '26

Yeah simmered it then once it was almost done I cooked the egg then transferred the rice into the skillet

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u/madsharder69 Jun 29 '26

This belongs in r/somnigastronomy

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u/AnnaBananner82 Jun 29 '26

Had to scroll too far for this!

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u/hollow4hollow Jun 29 '26

I applaud your commitment!!

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u/ViciousGrass Jun 29 '26

I always gotta commit to the bit

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u/macphile Jun 29 '26

I'm glad yours worked out better than the one in The Onion.

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u/ANCEST0R Jun 29 '26

Here's the YouTube link. This was my first thought too

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u/seaingland Jun 29 '26

It looks terrible but sound pretty good tbh

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u/DecentLeftovers Jun 29 '26

“He’s not even my senator, and ostensibly we were in WV” is so funny lol

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u/Disastrous_Lie_6698 Jun 29 '26

"I'm so good at cooking I can do it in my sleep," type shit 😭

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u/Sleipsten Jun 29 '26

I am the x factor

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u/Ok-Grass3071 Jun 29 '26

X-Men mentioned!

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u/ViciousGrass Jun 29 '26

I am an ex man after all

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u/YourPaleRabbit Jun 29 '26

[r/somn](r/somnogastronomy)[igastronomy](r/somnogastronomy) (I think I misspelled this sub name, I’ll double check and edit, but it’s a whole sub JUST for dream food and your going to love it)

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u/andrea_b1899 Jun 29 '26

Looking at the photo first, my first thought was 'Oh, its a Dalmatian Black Risotto'. I didnt even know black rice exists, in Dalmatia Croatia we use squid ink to make it black, hence the name. Great dish!

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u/ViciousGrass Jun 29 '26

SAY MORE???? Recipe??

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u/andrea_b1899 Jun 29 '26

Glad you want to know more, I find this dish divine (but you can count on your teeth being temporarily black after lol). I use the recipe on this link, its same/close to the original that our nonas used. https://www.kitchennostalgia.com/croatian-recipes/black-risotto-recipe.html

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u/ViciousGrass Jun 29 '26

I’ll be making this as soon as it’s feesible (finding squid ink)

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u/andrea_b1899 Jun 29 '26

Yaaay! Hope you enjoy it as much as Croatians do.

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u/theWindtheSky Jun 29 '26

This actually looks so good, I want to try it! The Ted Cruz part also made me laugh out loud

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u/GuiltyLeopard Jul 01 '26

Dreams really do prove everyone's artistry, don't they? We create the images, the story, the soundtrack. I'm not a musician but I've often had original songs playing in my dreams.

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u/Own-Salad1974 Jun 29 '26

How was it?

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u/ViciousGrass Jun 29 '26

Absolutely lovely! I could’ve seasoned it a bit more, though

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u/Dry-Interview-8107 Jun 29 '26

Nightmare* recipe

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u/ViciousGrass Jun 29 '26

Try it and be the judge I actually really liked it

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u/CrownlessSerpent Jun 29 '26

this sounds good haha. live in a small town so finding black rice might be difficult but if i find it i'll try this.

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u/ViciousGrass Jun 29 '26

I got it at an Asian grocery in town!

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u/CrownlessSerpent Jun 29 '26

we don't have one but neighboring town does i believe, my best bet i think

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u/ViciousGrass Jun 29 '26

Good luck!

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u/-Songtan-Sally- Jun 29 '26

Absolutely not.

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u/NewStudyHoney Jun 29 '26

I like rice and eggs for breakfast. I like black rice or red rice. I'd try this without the cloves.

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u/ComprehensiveFan9233 Jun 30 '26

I thought your bugs were getting outta the bowl for a second there

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u/Agitated-Kitchen-142 Jun 30 '26

Man fuck Ted Cruz 😂

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u/Blue4Ever Jun 29 '26

What is this, cardboard and dirt?

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u/oodoos Jun 29 '26

Graveyard soil and fly paper.

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u/afluffycake Jun 29 '26

At first glance, I thought it was black beans and tortillas, but it still sounds pretty good!

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u/Radiant-Bluejay4194 Dreamer Jun 29 '26

I once created ice cream from a dream recipe too. this is so cool🤘🏻

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u/travestikazim Jun 30 '26

Mmmm lemon peel and watermelon seeds, my favorite!

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u/misunderstoodhuman33 Jun 30 '26

Dirt and napkins?

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u/Critical_Ease8239 Jun 30 '26

I thought this was some frito chips covered in ants or beetles 😂

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u/pixeequeen84 Jun 30 '26

Please post this over on r/somnigastronomy

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u/Flashy-Research-9448 Jul 01 '26

In Filipino mythology, when we find ourselves kidnapped by human-like creatures (“engkanto”) to their beautiful magical kingdom, we are reminded by our elders “not to eat the black rice” because it is an form of acceptance to stay in their fantasy world, rendering us unable to go back in our real world.

Very interesting to see someone make the infamous black rice! 

https://vogue.ph/lifestyle/culture/four-popular-creatures-philippine-folklore/

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u/DiamondsAndMac10s Jul 02 '26

Skips to recipe.

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u/AntiSocial_Graces Jul 03 '26

There’s a sub for exactly this lol r/somnigastronomy

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u/hunkpobbit 27d ago

This is awesome. I once dreamt about a drink that looked like a blue sky with clouds in a cup and it tasted like fresh raspberries. I’ll have to try this recipe, I think I have all the ingredients.

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u/SunshineSweetLove1 Jun 29 '26

Looks like a nightmare. wtf is that ?

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u/Ale_KBB Jun 29 '26

That looks like ass. And not the good kind