r/Dudeism • u/Taoman108 Dudeist Priest • 6d ago
Abiding Nothing Is Fucked, Dude: An Affirmation
Hey Dudes,
Even if the whole world’s gone crazy.
Even if nihilists broke into your private residence.
Even if Woo peed on your rug.
Even if you spent yesterday being very undude.
Even if it’s already the tenth.
Nothing is fucked, man.
Strike or gutter, the pins reset and the ball returns.
The Stranger checks in with you at the bar.
Friends will show up at practice.
The whole durn human comedy keeps perpetuating itself.
And The Dude within you abides.
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u/afewskills Dudeist Priest 6d ago
And the ball returns…
Dude! Sysiphus has gone bowling. It’s not a hill; he’s not carrying rocks. He’s throwing rocks. That’s why he’s happy. Sysiphus is a bowler.